product of incest

A child born of an incestous relationship. Usually adapts a rather misanthropist attitude towards those not in thier bloodline.

Psycho bitch is a product of incest.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

product activation

An anti-piracy scheme created by Microsoft which requires users to "activate" their copy of Windows or Office. Activation sends your product key and a unique hardware identifier to Microsoft, so they know that a given copy of Windows is installed on a given PC. If a user tries to install that same copy of Windows on another computer, they are blocked. Activation is usually done automatically over the internet, but can also be done by calling Microsoft and talking to a rep.

Product activation was designed to stop piracy. But the only thing it's succeeded in stopping is the installation of legitimate copies of Windows by users who rightfully own it. Activation often fails when someone upgrades the hardware in their computer (since the hardware identifier is different). People who pirate software can easily get around product activation by use of cracks and key generators.

When I reinstalled Windows on my computer, it failed product activation, because I had replaced my processor and video card.

I downloaded a cracked copy of Windows off of Warez and it doesn't even try to activate itself!

by computer_guy February 17, 2008

Product Red

(Product)Red:
An ingenious attempt to eliminate "the AIDS" virus in Africa made by rock singer Bono and Bobby Shriver. The only known way to eliminate AIDS is to eliminate the host withholding the virus, thus killing the person.

For every RED MOTORAZR or Product Red item you buy, you kill 1 African child with AIDS.

by Ankisc November 10, 2008

product red

An attempt for pretentious people to advertise that they know and maybe care about the AIDS crisis in Africa.

"I bought this Product Red shirt and Product Red cell phone because 5 dollars will now be donated to helping....like, what was I talking about again?"

by bigtones December 26, 2008

product support

A mother fucker who thinks they know everything about something but has not idea and has 40 personalities to boot

Man that guy is product support knows fuck all. Besides that, you ring the guy and one minute he is ok, the next minute he is a fucking idiot.

by Lickadickaday December 7, 2017

product-produced isolation

The malicious marketing and social control strategy where corporations pay the media to make everyone consider themselves so superior they will feel disgusted of most other people and stop interacting with them. With their social interaction skills atrophied, the only way they can satisfy their innate need to interact with others is by consuming products.

Though he had read every book on his wall-to-wall bookshelf and was exceptionately intelligent, like most Americans, product-produced isolation had gotten him to only interact with his family members, rarely interact with other human beings, and satisfy his innate need to interact with others by purchasing products—such as his automobile, from which he came to derive his, in reality, dwindling self-esteem, identity and health by not walking. He also purchased one of the most powerful revolvers, books, watches, and other things, some of which he collected. But all that only led to his declining mental state, and to feel good he became an alcoholic. After attending Alcoholics Anonymous for a number of years, he stopped drinking and became an expensive cigar addict.

by but for August 9, 2018

product-induced isolation and identity

The comical marketing and social control strategy where corporations pay the media to make everyone consider themselves so superior they will feel disgusted of most other people and stop interacting with them and satisfy their innate need to interact with others by overconsuming products, and simultaneously feel so inferior they will buy products to raise their self-esteem and improve their identity. Thus, selling consumers products which satisfy their emotional needs have become as profitable as those which satisfy their physical needs.

He had read every book on his wall-to-wall bookshelf and was exceptionally intelligent, but like perhaps many Americans, Product-Induced Isolation and Identity got him to only interact with his family members, have only one or no friends, rarely interact with other human beings, and satisfy his innate need to interact with others by purchasing products—such as his automobile, from which he came to derived his self-esteem and identity, or his computer and mobile device which essentially replace in-person human interaction. To top it all of, he just got his master's degree online in Mass Humbuggery and Manipulation.

by but for August 9, 2018