Porkchop

When you are viewed as the "special guest star" in a couple's sexual relationship.

Stop looking at me like that. I am not your porkchop!

by Niki11111 September 7, 2017

stuffed porkchop

When two men have sex with an obese woman at the same time. One inserts his penis into her mouth while the other does the same with her vajayajay or butthole, as they slowly turn her round over a roaring fire. Basically, a lamb roast with a fat chick.

Ken banged Helga in the pooper as Was fed her his man meat and they slowly turned her over the campfire, watching the sweat glisten on their stuffed porkchop.

by drzzzombie February 27, 2014

Son of a hairy porkchop

What to say instead of "Son of a bitch".

Son of a hairy porkchop! I just ripped my pants!

by littlestar714 December 18, 2011

Porkchester

A chubby girl with undeniably large and stupendous tits.

By 2 am an average porkchester can become irresistible if one has had too much to drink.

by Corncakes February 27, 2020

DeeJay PorkChop

Someone who downloads remixes off limewire/sharing sites and claims them as his own to uncool friends

DeeJay PorkChop: Hae Cam listen to this new remix I made on garageband

Cam: Oh man that remix is sweet as can you make me a cd?

Other Friend: ROFL its blatantly downloaded from limeiwre

by -This Guy June 5, 2009

porkchop

n. To forcibly smack someone upon the forehead with your open palm.

Sister Mary Margaret was annoying me with all her talk about dingos so I porkchopped her.

by Phil Ken Sebben September 8, 2007

Porkchop Dinner

A term synonymous to having sex.

I served him a porkchop dinner last night.

by Walrus I Am August 3, 2011