popcocks

Performing fellatio with the aid of "pop rocks" candy.

<Liger> wedge: popcocks = performing oral on a male with pop rocks in your mouth

by _Wedge January 16, 2008

Poopsock

Despite the fact that many believe that poopsocks were invented to sustain the ability to play video games for long periods of time, new evidence suggests that poopsocks were invented much longer ago for and for a very different purpose. A Sock containing fossilized fecal material was recently discovered in the Great Rift Valley. Carbon dating tests estimate the sock and feces are nearly 30,000 years old putting the poopsock at nearly the same time modern culture as we know it began to develop. Similar materials were found in a camp 200 miles away. The camp displayed evidence of an attack as the many skeletons showing sings of battering. Even more interesting was the fact that feces and pieces of sock material were found on the bodies with evidence showing that they may have been used for striking. Thus it is theorized that poopsocks have been in use for many millenniums as a weapon.

Student: Its amazing how quickly the work of Dr. Hydel is advancing our understanding of poopsocks.

Homeless Man: Either give me money or shut the fuck up before I poopsock you!

by theREALharryjones August 10, 2010

popcocking

(v) putting pop rocks on your dick to make her pussy vibrate and pop

Petra got a yeast infection because Austin went popcocking last night.

by tohinibrogina96 November 22, 2013

Arabian Poopsock

Developed in the early 1900's by the native Arabian people, an ordinary tube sock is filled with human or some type of animal feces and slapped across the face of an unsuspecting adversary.

*Playing Black Ops.

FUCK, doucher116 just arabian poopsocked the shit outa me!!

by Ebolrexxi February 18, 2011

poohcocky

the ending result after engaging in anal sex.

"damn, i gotta jump in the shower, i got some fierce poohcocky"

by lilGrnEyedMnstr December 14, 2003

Poopclock

One's normal schedule for bowel movements, often conveniently aligning with other bathroom related activities, and allowing one to poop at home in a comfortable setting, rather the office, or at a restaurant during lunchtime. For example, one might have their poopclock set to the early morning, so that they can poop, and then thoroughly clean themselves in the shower.

ex: I had Taco Bell for lunch, now my poopclock is all messed up and I have to crap in my disgusting office toilet with the ratty toilet paper.

by Some Bored Guy at Work November 14, 2010

poopsock

A sock which has either come in contact with human feces, or has been loaded with human feces. Once the sock has been prepared with the aforementioned feces, it shall be used to terrorize others.

He was being rather disagreeable, so I made a poopsock and beat him in the face with it until he vomited from the smell of feces.

by Harold Wang March 30, 2009