Poof

Noun- A person who dates a younger person due to an inability to get dates of their own age.

"Man, Bret is a real poof! She is so much younger!"

by Officer McNasty September 2, 2015

Poof

A Dick queef, forcing air out of your penis with a sudden burst of audible force.

What would it be called if a dick queefed? It would be called a poof.

by Propoofer February 21, 2020

Poof

To be bad or not good in general or at something or a specific area. Right now is circling around South Florida.

"Boy ya ass is poof"

"You wanna play b-ball"
"Quit playing you know you poof"

by Lou.E January 14, 2010

Poof

promise on our friendship

swearing that what you're saying is the absolute truth. cannot lie when you poof someone.

by Lyndsay January 27, 2004

poof

A man or male teenager, who pretends or acts, studly, sexy, like a player, or more masculine than he really is.

That guy says that girls are lining up to go out with him, but he's such a poof!

by NaLo April 18, 2008

Poof

A crazy fish that either disappears or blows up

This girl likes to poof in the middle of conversations

by Just_An_Apple August 11, 2019

poof

When something happens out of nowhere. A very goofy way of being surprised. (also very cute when someone in particular says it ;) )

"It poof" said Ludia

by PoofBoy November 14, 2020