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cultural pollution

The mass of art, language, clothing, media and products whose existence is fucking meaningless and the fault of money grubbing assholes. Cultural pollution can be enjoyed in earnest by dumb, uncritical people, and ironically by the jaded and educated. This type of pollution is usually created by industrialized nations. Easy ways to spot cultural pollution:
- the thing up for consideration has a logo on it.
- it contains a meme such as "let's roll" or "real men don't ____"
- it's repeated or highlighted by the mass media
- it's trendy

In contrast, "cultural pollution" is not "bad art," unless that art was made solely for money.
"I really don't like writing corporate advertiser's print ads."
"Why?"
"Because I have to write a lot of self-important, cliche garble."
"Whoa. Sounds like you make cultural pollution for a living."
"Yep."
by Shannon in a cube August 2, 2007
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Chair Pollution

The unpleaseant aftermath resulting from a recent chair bomb explosion. Depending on the magnitude of the blast and the weight of the individual compressing the chair's foam/fabric, the half-life can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours after detonation.
When Rachel plopped down in Jason's chair to use his computer, she disturbed some previously encapsulated chair pollution, causing the office to again fill with his ass debris.
by Hugh Klump March 8, 2008
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polluty

1. adj. An excessive amount of pollution in the air.
2. adj. describing a person exuding negative character traits who brings everyone around them down.
1. It is so polluty outside today.
2. Damn girl! Don't be so polluty.
by abe-a-licious October 18, 2008
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Pollutificator

Someone who pollutes your facebook homepage and notifications with their results from facebook quiz. These people usually do not go out much and therefore have the time to do these quizzes. A pollutificator also lacks respectable friends.
Alex took the quiz "which badass animal are you" with the result "YOUR A FUCKING BEAR"

Alex - "HELL YEAH IM A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR IM SO INTENSE"
Everyone - "stfu, its just a stupid fbook test"

Dom - "That pollutificator is driving me insane"
Elliot - "Alex? lol i deleted him from my friends a long time ago..."
by HatRok June 12, 2009
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Pollugen

A dangerous mix of Pollutants and Pathogens.
The city air quality has significantly deterioriated with airborne pollugen.

A new innovation on waterborne pollugen removal is now available in the market.
by Zimbo75 October 2, 2020
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thot pollution

The pollution cause by thots via their actions on social media. This pollution can be waste from products or influx of people to an activity or place. That they have no real interest in it. Other than being seen doing it/with it /there . which can lead to the death of said places , markets or activity by influx of people to it then the abandonment of it .
friend 1 : want to go Joe grill (that place that been around for years ) .
friend 2: No. it got thot pollution the twitter thots . It pack all the time now with the fakes. That just sit and order take a slip or bite , trash it and leave . Just to get a pictures .
by NJN June 15, 2019
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