An intergalactic package delivery company formed in the late 2900s by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth. Intended to fund his scientific research, the company usually ends up in the hole financially.
See also: Futurama
See also: Futurama
by flamekiller December 10, 2004
Get the planet express mug.Huge SUVs, especially low gas-mileage American SUVs used by Yuppies. The Planet Killer is primarily a commuter vehicle, and is used infrequently to transport offspring to soccer games and ballet practice. Planet Killers have 70 MPH speedometer governors which can only be bypassed by cell phone use. The 4-wheel drive option of the SUV is a sort of vermiform appendix- scientists agree it once had a purpose, but can only speculate as to what it was.
"I sometimes wonder what future historians might say of the Planet Killer SUVs of the 21st Century? Will they say that SUVs were the palanquins of plutocrats borne upon the shoulders of Self-indulgence, Intransigence, Solipsism, and a Wheezing Planet?" Dagrolord, 2006
by Mo Dixley May 31, 2006
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A mystical planet that is apparently supposed to crash into earth on December 21st, 2012. Although there is no proof, people are still scared shitless because of this.
Planet X: IM COMING FOR U EARTH!
Brasil: NUU men plis attack europe!
Europe: TALLEY HO! ATTACK MEXICO!
Mexico: Si?
Brasil: NUU men plis attack europe!
Europe: TALLEY HO! ATTACK MEXICO!
Mexico: Si?
by TacoMann May 25, 2009
Get the Planet X mug.Named after the most frostbitten and grim country on this planet: Norway.
On the final day of frost, the Necrowizard will turn earth into Planet Norway.
This means that every single place on this earth will be covered with frost and ice, therefore all lukewarmness or heat will vanish from it, ultimately destroying people like Chris Barnes, Linkin Park, Korn, etc.
Planet Norway is the only goal allowed having when serving the Necrowizard as an acolyte, since having any other goals is gay, as stated by the blasphemous band Anal Cunt.
On the final day of frost, the Necrowizard will turn earth into Planet Norway.
This means that every single place on this earth will be covered with frost and ice, therefore all lukewarmness or heat will vanish from it, ultimately destroying people like Chris Barnes, Linkin Park, Korn, etc.
Planet Norway is the only goal allowed having when serving the Necrowizard as an acolyte, since having any other goals is gay, as stated by the blasphemous band Anal Cunt.
"Frown, my acolytes! Frown! For Planet Norway shall soon overcome this lukewarm place, also known as earth!"
by Grimlord December 28, 2004
Get the Planet Norway mug.A 'judgement free zone' where beginners or for locals who want to get into exercising. Most equipment is very minimal inorder to save money and to scare off more advanced athletes. People will judge you more in a Planet fitness than most other gyms so would not recommend.
Person 1: You heard about the Planet Fitness that just opened up?
Person 2: Yeah, wouldn't recommend though. Just go to another gym.
Person 2: Yeah, wouldn't recommend though. Just go to another gym.
by AFG-K August 2, 2021
Get the Planet Fitness mug.1. decsriptive adj. To say someone is extreemely high
2. The place one goes when on a Lil Wayne level of stoned.
2. The place one goes when on a Lil Wayne level of stoned.
Dude, they were so high, they were on Planet Weezy!
High Stoned Weed Lil Wayne Weezy Weezy F Baby Mr Carter sky high drugs drake nikki minaj blazed blazin high as a kite
High Stoned Weed Lil Wayne Weezy Weezy F Baby Mr Carter sky high drugs drake nikki minaj blazed blazin high as a kite
by JLDionne September 13, 2010
Get the Planet Weezy mug.A horrible facility that calls itself a gym
DO NOT GO HERE
There’s no barbells no benches no squat racks
Just shitton of cardio machines and smith machines claims to be a judgment free zone but is the most judging of them all
Has a lunk alarm and has a dress code at the gym tf
Place of zero gains and gives out free pizzas and bagels every month
DO NOT GO HERE
There’s no barbells no benches no squat racks
Just shitton of cardio machines and smith machines claims to be a judgment free zone but is the most judging of them all
Has a lunk alarm and has a dress code at the gym tf
Place of zero gains and gives out free pizzas and bagels every month
Dam man I’m gonna go workout wanna come?
Oh yeah what gym you go to?
Planet fitness you?
I go to a REAL gym when’s the last time you made gains
Oh yeah what gym you go to?
Planet fitness you?
I go to a REAL gym when’s the last time you made gains
by Weightlifter420 October 28, 2021
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