playstation

useless piece of garbage made from a DVD player

That one friend; Yo guys i got a new playstation
the one with logic;Y ou got a DVD player5

by Theofficialnerd August 13, 2022

playstation

Where they light the candles at a Chinese Catholic Church

We were at the playstation of St. Marie de Guadaloupe

by YodleDeeHoe August 11, 2023

PlayStation

A series of game consoles developed by Sony notorious for having no games.

Tim: "Dude you bought a PlayStation? Fucking loser, the PlayStation has no games!"

by Phillip Shoebuckle December 10, 2023

Playstation

A company by Sony who have failed at phones & now at making game consoles.

Anyone remember Sony's attempt at Phones? Well now we have the PS5 a bigger failure then then the Galaxy note 7.

"Hey Paul, I'ma buy a PS5 to support Sony!"
"Why would you get a PS5 when for a lower price you could get a steam deck and some good steam games to play on the go!"

"hey your right I should do that"

Hey wanna know something that is lower quality then the Nintendo Switch yet somehow more $$$ a Playstation!

by EaSportsisascam May 22, 2025

PlayStation

Commonly abbreviated as PS, PlayStation becomes the generic name for gaming consoles as PlayStation does no longer have many rivals beyond Xbox and Nintendo these days. This brand name is derived from the saying of Ken Kutaragi, the figure behind the PlayStation, "If a computer for work is a workstation, then a computer for play is a PlayStation."

These days, when someone says that they're gaming, you can bet they mean "being on a PlayStation"—it's practically the universal term for consoles!

by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025

Playstation Pornable

What's a playstation pornable you ask, well its pretty damn easy to figure out, It's a PSP filled with porn. Many people might have this in fact and not know the actually know what to call it but here it is: the Playstation pornable. I imagine those that have it have large memory card for porn, and an average size card just play games (if they play games when they aren't fapping to images of playboy girls or watching their favorite Girls Gone Wild videos) so noone will suspect of using their PSP of holding porn. This is also great for those who have 500 gb HDD full of porn, but like to have their porn to be portable which coincidentally is where pornable comes from: portable porn.

Little brother: "hey bro can i borrow your PSP to play Sonic?" Bigbrother : "Sure lil'bro" *hands him psp* *little brother turns on psp Little brother : "Oh my why are there naked ladies on here , and what is she doing to that other naked lady?" 0.0 Big Brother: -Oh Shit i gave him my playstation pornable memory card instead of giving him the gaming one- "ugh lil'bro just hand the the PSP to me and I'll buy you your own PSP if we keep this our own little secret" Little brother: "OK, will mine have naked ladies too?" Big Brother: "Hell no"

by Danfire0 August 17, 2009

Playstation Notwork

(noun) (puh-lay-stay-shun naht-work)

The loving term given to Playstation Network after the recent outages on Sony's online gaming platform.

Hey do you wanna play Portal 2 tonight? Oh wait, we can't do it on the Playstation Notwork.

by TheXDriver May 22, 2011