plunted

The early stages of being drunk, state of existence after kicking back a few pints, and beginning to recover, where the mind is still not as sharp as it once was.
Not quite drunk, but a pinch past sober.

"Your mind isn't as sharp right now."
"I'm a bit plunted"

by A plunted bloke January 6, 2008

Gold Plated Diapers

(1) special duds awarded by Bruce Dickinson symbolizing one's ascension to Awesome Town.

(2) the inferior option below diamond and platinum plated diapers worn by babies who are ghetto fabulous

"I gots to git my paper up. My boys are still wearin' gold plated diapers and shit."

"Babies...before we're done here...y'all be wearing gold plated diapers" - Chris Walken as Bruce Dickinson

by Kutcher March 26, 2009

Planter

The act of planning banter by doing something out of the ordinary in hopes of creating banter

"Wow that shirt looks rather large on you good sir"
"Oh yes, I accidentally bought a large one, and wore it for banterous purposes"
"Good planter my friend"

by BanterousNinja February 26, 2015

planned rejection

A strategy that recently divorced people, trying to get back into the dating scene, use to experience rejection as they re-insert themselves into the dating scene. The objective is to deliberately experience rejection by someone who is known to be unattainable (owing to relationship status, class, or behavioural and physical attributes), in order to overcome a fear of rejection.

Bald, stumpy Louie pulled a planned rejection with that hot waitress to get the courage to ask out Amanda.

by Ian C. Curtis May 7, 2007

Planters Applause

When your nutsack claps

I ran down the stairs and my nuts did a planters applause

by funnymonke5 July 23, 2010

Sprig Planter

a sweet little 10-11 year old pink frog boy from wart wood (TV show Amphibia) he makes friends/saves Anne Boonchuy from a big bug, and they become besties and do everything together <3

he is also great and obsessed with sling shots :/

me: do you know sprig planter from Amphibia?

person: yeah! he's the sweet little frog boy :)

by Nat 20 BABYYYYYYYY <3 January 5, 2023

Planed

when you get into a plane crash

Dude, I think George just got planed on his way to Canada!

by Iputmywillyinmywilly January 10, 2018