Cara de Pito

The Spanish word for "Dick face". If you are ever called this stop all facial routines or replace them with better ones.

Tienes una Cara de Pito.

by Fact Bearer April 21, 2017

alberto pito

A skinny guy who can be snapped like a twig. He is y’all, mainly wears glasses, and gets all the bitches. He has the name pito in the end only if is dating Spanish girls.

Omg, Lilly has one fine Alberto Pito!!

by Boaturbanboaturbanboaturban January 19, 2018

hijto from another pito

A play on "brother from another mother" in spanish which translated means "son from another penis".

Joe's and his brother John have the same momma but different fathers making Joe a Hijto from another pito.

by p-ro August 2, 2019

nisam pito

mostly used to make people around you cringe and possibly commit suicide. can also be pronounced as a question (sam pito?)

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E DOBIO SMA ASIIMOVAAHWH-

-nisam pito.

by amborgesa April 9, 2021

Puto pito

This is a Spanish expression that means "fucking dick", but in the literal penis sense.

Your puto pito is so small, it's fucking pathetic!

I heard he has a he's a man whore with a puto pito pequeño! (fucking small dick)

by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023

chleba pito

A guy, who is ginger and only thing he does, is that he shows up and says:"I'm Chleba Pito"

Man plays with lego
Chleba Pito shows up and says:"I'm Chleba Pito"
Man:"What do you want"
Chleba Pito:"I'm Chleba Pito" and leaves

by Marie Škodovská February 22, 2024

Chavez Pito

A mysterious name that randomly pops up in conversations, memes, or online threads. Nobody really knows who Chavez Pito is, but he pretends like they should.

"Who the fuck is Chavez Pito"
"Does Anyone actually know Chavez Pito"

by ilyRicos September 9, 2025