pickletard

Someone who fails at sex, or someone who doesn't understand pickles. Either work.

" I tried to get it up, and nothing happened"
"You're just a pickletard"

"I can't open the jar"
"Pickletard"

by Patrick Shortflip July 5, 2009

Picklefart

When a girl queefs on your dick during sex.

Picklefart: "the girl u fucked did a Picklefart on me."

by Picklefarters August 20, 2016

picklebarrling

Some gay shit your friend does implying he penetrates/fondles booty holes.

Freddy was picklebarrling so hard last night- his butthole be hurting.

by Baddiewinkhole January 28, 2016

Swedish Picklejar

When a gay man or straight woman takes in everyhole at once. Mouth, ass, twat. Both hands have to be occupied aswell. The swedes, are known for doing this.

Man, we made a total swedish picklejar out of her last night eh?
Hey, would you wanna partake in a little somthing I like to call a swedish picklejar.

by Rendall Rickster June 15, 2006

picklefarmer

a stupid person who rides bmx bikes

Yo, I just got hit from the stupid picklefarmer at the skatepark

by yourwrong August 30, 2010

Picklefarted

When you find your sisters dildo in a sock.

Dude i cant believe you picklefarted last night man I wish I could have seen it.

by Picklefarted August 3, 2018

PickleJam

pickle inserted into jam (any flavor) via a drill

When I was walking home I saw they were selling home made PickleJam

by RudoI Von Stroheim November 15, 2021