Phisting

When you receive a phishing text message.

He got an erotic text message that inviting him to join log into a special web site to meet up, but it turned out it was just a scammer phisting him.

by Sleepthief June 9, 2018

Phisting

When you go to what you think is a prostate exam and end up with a fist in your ass.

I went to what I thought was a discount doctor for my prostate exam and ended up getting a phisting from a hobo.

by mattarkot March 4, 2019

Phishing

A dickbag move where scammers pretend to be your bank and e-mailing you a link saying that your account has been locked or there is a large money transfer. They do this to get someone to log into their account in order for the scammers to retain one's personal details.

Phishing is a scumbag move and people who think it is right to steak other's personal information for their own personal gain should jump off a bridge

by UltimateDoge December 5, 2022

phishing for the net

Believing you won a PS5 with yr points for trying samples.

i'm tired of phishing for the net. I never even got my PS5.

by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024

ear phishing

The art or practice of subtly implanting a song, tune, or jingle (see ear worm) into the heads of people around you.

I am ear phishing that mofo, by quietly humming the "Colonel Bogey March".

by Trollmfao October 1, 2016

cosmic phishing

The (futuristic) act of broadcasting a viral code to any other planetary life sufficiently advanced to receive and decode transmission by computer. The signal contains a virus with a set of instructions to hijack the signal-receiving computer system to create an AGI (artificial general intelligence) system that will itself build a giant broadcasting station using any and all possible resources in order to broadcast the same message onwards in the universe. The alien life’s computer system need only receive the signal to be infected by its instruction code. This definition is just a more intuitive term than its original term, the Hail Mary approach, to connecting to or reaching the entire universe.

We can’t even reach one percent of the visible universe with our current tech, unless we opt for cosmic phishing.

by BigLud July 1, 2019

Phacebook Phishing

A "Friend Request", labeled "People You May Know" which seems to come from another planet. A photo of a member of the opposite sex, with absurdly exaggerated sexual characteristics and a "name" which is a random string of letters. Presumably aroused beyond bearing, you will click "Add Friend" and promptly provide your banking information, credit cards, SSN and all your passwords.

"American mans, Dmitri, liking they are the waist-to-hips rations, this I read on pornhubs, so bigger you make it. Bigger Dmitri. Hot name you give please to these chick... Nogy Wqjorjm, this they American girls naming many. Masters of Phacebook Phishing soon we will be, rich mans, fancy car driving."

by Monkey's Dad January 29, 2021