Pastard

{pɑːstɜː(ɹ)d}; Noun. (past + bastard)

1. A retroactive insult for a person who was a bastard in history.

2. An insult towards time-travellers who currently reside in the past.

"Wait, so that T-800 we sent to destroy humanity was turned to the human side, sent back in time and saved Jon Connor from our newest time-traveling robot assassin? What a pastard."

by EthZee March 8, 2010

pustard chut

a pastry entailing obscene implications

I could use a "pustard chut"

by my_pseudonym_is_pseudonym January 14, 2021

petardo

someone which is quite slow, stupid

jose es mucho petardo

by hajime123456 January 26, 2011

Pestarian

Someone who eats a mostly vegetarian diet but will supplement it with meat (or fish or insects) from regionally specific invasive or pest species.

Of or relating to the exclusion of non invasive or non pest sources of meat from the diet: "a pestarian restaurant".

by Jessie Pestarian October 22, 2011

Pastard

An overly preachy asshole

"I'm better than you!"
"Man that guy is a pastard"

by Half-Blood Prick April 25, 2015

Petard

A person entirely too stupid to live.
Somebody who is equally a Pider and a Retard.

Why the hell did you invite that petard out tonight?

by MaximoSuchka June 4, 2018

PETArds

A member of the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Some fucking PETArds just stole my steak.

by Beefchoker January 11, 2008