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peniriod

(pee-ni-riyod)
A cyclic change of emotion in a man that results in a regular period of moodiness, withdrawal and irritability. Gender equivalent of a female monthly menstrual period.
Girl: Man, Simon is giving me no love this week, and keeps rejecting my texts and phone calls

Girl 2: Don't stress girl, he probably just has his peniriod. He'll be OK by next week, then he'll be all over you like a rash again

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Boyfriend: Stop it! You are really annoying me. Just go hang out with the girls. I am going home to read tonight (Saturday night).

Girlfriend: Oh Ok grumpy! You so have your peniriod this week. Come see me next week when you get over it.

Boyfriend: Sigh. (To self) Whatever, bee-iarch.
by Jezza & GG January 11, 2009
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penormous

Such an enormous penis that, once making eye contact with, is contiuously stared at and exclamed about, even after eye contact has been interrupted.
Lisa: "He dropped his pants as soon as we walked through the door..."
Lola: "Well... was it big?"
Lisa: "No, it was more than big. It was penormous!"
by Nick and Steph December 29, 2007
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Peneration

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"Dude I did the 'Shocker' to her!"
"Was it weird?"
"Kinda, it was the peneration that was weird, sweet none the less"
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Penrage

The term used to describe what happens when recruitment consultants 'flip the fuck out'.
Damn, look at Simon. He's flipped out and gone into a major 'Penrage'.
by The Recruitment Mole October 22, 2012
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penersize

Exercise involving the penis.
I haven't been getting much penersize lately, so my penis is getting a bit of a gut.
Grab me that weight and some rope so I can do my penersizes.
by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004
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Penrith Panthers

The best footy team in the world. Even better than the Storm and Eels bc they are both shit.
Rabbitohs: Finally a five game winning streak
Latrell: who have we got?
Alex Johnston: fuck me its the penrith panthers we are going to get smashed.
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penor

The way to say penis if you want to be "1337" on the internet.
5ux0r my p3n0r nubz0r!!!!!11
by Bill-likes-cakes August 28, 2005
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