verb:
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.
You're thinking, "O.K. I just need to shape my eyebrows, pull some weeds from the lawn and give Rover a bath...It shouldn't take more than a few minutes."
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"
by bepatient March 19, 2006
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4 shots of vodka in a glass, add a shot of Jaegermeister and Redbull to taste - down in one. Originated from the 'lad bomb'.
Lewis did a 'priddle bomb' last night.
by The Priddler August 20, 2013
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by AutumnStorm March 11, 2016
Get the piddle my fiddle mug.The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.
This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.
by Nebraskalad April 25, 2016
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a pididdle is car with one headlight out.
a padunk is a car with the tail light out.
if identified correctly, you punch the passenger, or any person in the car.
if preferred, you can punch the ceiling.
a padunk is a car with the tail light out.
if identified correctly, you punch the passenger, or any person in the car.
if preferred, you can punch the ceiling.
oh dude that car has a headlight out.
oh you mean a pididdle?
hey that car has a taillight out, isn't that a pididdle ?
no dude that's a padunk!
oh you mean a pididdle?
hey that car has a taillight out, isn't that a pididdle ?
no dude that's a padunk!
by ur_mom 69 September 5, 2021
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