patsy

scapegoat. red herring. person accused of a something as a cover for a bigger more elaborate crime.

Oswald was a patsy in the Kennedy assassination.

by s: October 19, 2004

PatsFanTx

A troll loser who is in love with Cindy Brady and spends his days bashing the NY Jets.

PatsFanTx is an assclown. (see assclown)

by Noodle Arm October 26, 2004

PTSD

Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

John: To musch LAsaga im having a PTSD
YOu: Lasaga hyPE

by that one nibba whom curses November 1, 2017

Pats Flats

When you really have to go, and you just can't hold it, Pats Flats is a place to pee.

I've really got to pee, lets go to Pats Flats!

by Jeanne August 30, 2004

wedding ptsd

Severe psychological distress caused by inviting your out of control college friends to an absurdly opulent wedding. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: sweating buckets, psychological break downs, and exteme regret of having friends in the first place.

Kelly knew Justin was suffering from wedding ptsd when he woke up in the middle of the night covered in sweat screaming "you're done" at the top of his lungs

by Bigtaste-T July 11, 2015

Post Traumatic Slut Disorder (PTSD)

The neurological disorder that increases the libido and decreases inhibitions in some women following a breakup.

Hey, did you hear about Sophie? Her and Joe broke up. She's been going home with a new guy every night! Hell, she's even been banging the girls! Damn, she's got that Post Traumatic Slut Disorder (PTSD)!!

by Vinja August 1, 2016

does giving birth cause PTSD?

does giving birth cause PTSD? the question that many people ask. a question that can only be answered by the child at birth.

does giving birth cause PTSD?

by BlueStripes March 18, 2019