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The Patriarchy

Every feminists defense for everything ever, also used as a reason for everything as well.
Guy #1 Guys I have appendicitis I'm in the hospital rn
Crazy feminist: maybe you wouldn't have appendicitis if you didn't support the Patriarchy by being a man!
Guy #1: what the fuck
by Calvinator_lmao September 13, 2022
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Neo-patriarchy

A modern form of patriarchy where woke boys appear marching with the flags of token feminism and replace the space of women and others who had been fighting a long battle for gender equality.
The woke boys are trying to snatch the flags from the feminists and leading us to an era of neo-patriarchy.

How about you stop trying to mansplain why she refused to go out with you and go back to your neo-patriarchy?
by hbaromega October 6, 2018
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The Patriarchy

Rule of the fathers.

Patri- Father

-archy Rule or Governance

The Patriarchy is the rule of Fathers over their own households.

It is NOT some elite cabal of Men trying to rule the world as feminists try to make people think. When a feminist says "Fuck the Patriarchy" what they are really saying is "I don't want my Daddy running my life!" Because what good Father wouldn't want what's best for their kids?
Jenny had bought into the lies of feminists about the Patriarchy, until she grew up and saw her father just had her best interests at heart all along. She had found herself bitter and unhappy, and didn't like what it had done to her!
by Daddy Knight August 12, 2025
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Fuck the patriarchy

A phrase that calls for the complete extermination of males and masculinity. Usually used by angry radical feminists who cannot get a job and resort to fucking the Communist Manifesto.

This is similar to the chanting "From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free"
Person 1: "Did you know that most internet users are males?"
Person 2: "AHHAHAHAH FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!"
by PseudonymsAreGay May 4, 2024
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Petriarchy

When a pet rules a family.
pet patriarch patriarchy matriarch matriarchy rules ruler pet rule pet control pets controlling dog cat dog ruler cat ruler king prince princess queen petriarchy
by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014
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Parriarch

The term for a person (regardless of gender) who has risen to high rank in an organization or group, or who founded said organization or group.
The gender neutral equivalent of the terms Patriarch and Matriarch.
He/She/They were the organization's reigning parriarch(s).
by Nevernamed June 5, 2018
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matriarchy

The longest-running joke in human history.
"Hey dude, did you hear about the matriarchy supporters?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH"
by swag69696969 November 11, 2013
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