The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet

When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)

Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Caribbean Parakeet

Carabiners and paracord used for hammock hanging.

That rope isn't going to hold... Caribbean Parakeet!

by Jimi Ralphman July 10, 2020

Buried my parakeet

A morbid way of saying that you got laid, by inserting your genitalia into another's.

Chad 1: WAZZZUUPPP MA DUDE, HOW WAS LAST NIGHT?
Chad 2: DUUUUUDE, I BURIED MY PARAKEET LAST NIGHT!!
Chad 1: DUDEEE, MY RIP'S :'(
Chad 2: DUDEEE, BY THAT I MEAN THAT I GOT LAID! WITH A 8/10 MAY I ADD
Chad 1: EPIC DUDEEE

by MarnaTheDweller March 28, 2020

The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

Secret society founded in 1915. Known for practise of the arts, and dismal taste in clothes. The fez of the society came t being after its founder, Archduke Swigberry-Smythe II spent several years living in Arab countries, where this item of headwear s commonly seen. The society was last numbered as having 67 different fez. Each one is typically marked with the insignia of office within the order, and the Parakeet of Montague in the centre. For example, the head treasurer's fez is marked with a platypus sitting on a bar of gold. The fez of the founder Archduke Swigberry-Smythe was marked with a snake, a bubble pipe and a crown. His formal fez was also encrusted with precious and semi-precious stones, including a large Morrocan sapphire. (This fez and seversal other items of the Order can be seen in The Hall of Antiquities in The Order Museum, located in the former home of Swigberry-Smythe.)

by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 19, 2003

gay parakeet

A parakeet that has sex with parakeets of the same sex.

I'm pretty sure Polly was a gay parakeet

by Gladys Seagullman May 16, 2006

the drowning parakeet

whenever you spern into a girls mouth then put her in a swarm of bees

making the firl scream in a gargling tone and flail her arms and legs around. like a drowning parakeet

i gave your baby sister the drowning parakeet during the time we spent at yellow stone national park

by gutter mind October 23, 2011

Moist parakeet

When a women is laying on her back sqauking like a parakeet and squirting on the male genitals.

Oh boy that girl Gabby sure was wild she was a moist parakeet.

by Cooperator November 9, 2018