S.M.P.

Abbreviation for "shit my pants" or "shat my pants." Can be used in a variety of situations, most notably whenever something's funny, shocking or horrifying. Also appropriate when referring to an attractive member of the opposite sex. Whenever it's unclear whether a situation is, in fact, funny, shocking or horrifying, it's best to use a qualifier, e.g. "that was S.M.P. hilarious," or, "that was S.M.P. tasteless."

"The lunch lady at the cafeteria is S.M.P. hot!"

girl#1: "What's that smell?"
girl#2: "I S.M.P.'d"

"When Malcolm busted ass on his skateboard, it was so funny I just about S.M.P.'d"

"My mom just about made me S.M.P. when she found me alone with the pet goat."

by midgetgoggles March 2, 2008

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S.P.M

it stands for Shit Pub Monday, this is where every monday you go to a different local shit pub. set im in portsmouth university by, steven, Alan, Craig, Martyn and Chaz

its time for a S.P.M drink

by Steven moorcroft, January 23, 2007

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P.I.M.P.S.

Usually referring to a member of the Brothers Coalition Organization who has successfully completed the BC/SC challange. The phrase P.I.M.P.S is found on the colar of the members jacket.

BC member: How's your day been? (It's a trick question)

Unknown BC members: (Correct answer)

BC member: Aww!! What's good P.I.M.P.S.? (Close with secrect hand shake)

by Tear Drop August 27, 2008

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