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Lake Orion

Lake Orion

A moderate sized town located in NE Michigan.
The girls , who are often label whores, wear skintight yoga pants, ugg boots, those gay feather hair extensions, and fake Chanel logo earrings.Typically with microscopic breasts and huuge cameltoe. The mostly middle -upper class white teenagers call eachother "nigga" . Guys either are fatter than a fucking hippopotomous and wear JV WRESTLING tshirts, or are skinny pricks that wear shirts that say "A&F Panthers 1892" or some shit. There are a few sexxy ass mofos, but they are quite commonly douchebags, who are pissed they didnt make Jersey Shore casting call. They also enjoy bragging about how kick ass the Varsity football team is, although they couldnt get in to JV.
There are a few good kids in LO. But nobody gives a shiitt about them. But the worst part of all about Lake Orion is that there is absolutely nothing to fucking do.
Residents enjoy binge drinking in eachothers basements for fun. People also enjoy eating at the local diner , G's, where they sometimes serve drinks to minors and make food that tastes worst than dog ass.
If you are as unfortunate as I am to be living in the boring town of Lake Orion, you are one unlucky mother fucker.
Guy 1: "Holy shit, that gal looks like a cheap ass prostitute with them bleachy ass highlites and bra-less tittays!"

Guy 2: "She must be from Lake Orion !! Ask her out , nigga!"

Guy 1: "Naww, I dont feel like getting HIV,Gonorrhea,and Chlymidia. Plus there aint no place to hang out that has a bathroom where she can give me a BJ!"

Guy 2: "God damn, Lake Orion must be boring as hell!! I feel bad for those unlucky motherfuckers!"

Guy 1: "Yeah. Lets go pick up some Rochester babes instead!
by onebigroomfullofbadbitches September 13, 2011
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Orion

A green species on Star Trek and object of many fanboy erections due to the species' culture of selling their animalistic females as slaves. The later incarnation of Orions on Star Trek: Enterprise tried to make the species PC by claiming the males were slaves, and they failed miserably.
"Did you see that Kirk was banging an Orion chick in the new Star Trek movie?"

"Total fan service."
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dirty orion

As a prank I cooked my friend Julio a Dirty Orion without him knowing , he said it was the best breakfast he ate.
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Orson

A man with piercing green or blue eyes. Usually is very introverted however once you get to know him is one of the funniest guys. Tends to be shy around girls however he secretly has a huge cock and balls that only the worthy are able to see and experience the true power of a god
Damn I would love to fuck Orson
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orion girl

The sexiest girl around. She's thick and beautiful. She's confident, talkative, and smiley. Guys need to get themselves an Orion.
Damn that Orion girl is Sexy!
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Orion's Belt

When a guy is receiving head, he unstraps his belt so that as the girl goes in to deepthroat, he can use the belt to lock her in place. This can continue until she sees stars and passes out.
Dude, this girl was going down on me and I totally went all Orion's Belt on her to get the most out of it!
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The Orion

A very effective survival move especially if you want to stall out the fights.
although there are certain things that can happen, either you'll get called off being a coward/bad.
but hey, This is an effective move after all.
Onion: *dashes away*
me: he's doing "The Orion" again!!
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