Full Contact Origami

Slang term for participating in underground fight clubs.

"Dude, I almost killed him in full contact origami."

by Casey May 13, 2005

Origami Buffet

While performing oral sex on a woman, put her legs behind her head and go to town on every orifice she has.

I would totally give that broad the Origami Buffet.

See her over there? I OB'd her.

by MrPear May 7, 2009

Verbal Origami

Where one person, can take what appears to be very ordinary words, and change them within the blink of an eye into a new meaning (generally an insult). It is an amazing art form, almost MacGyver-like.

Female (to husband): Do you like my new haircut?
Husband:Yeah, I really like it now!
Female:What do you mean now! Are you saying it was cr*p before?
Husband: Damn Verbal Origami

Female (to husband): We’ll probably go over to Mum’s this Sunday night for dinner.
Husband:OK.
Female:What do you mean I take after my Mum – what are you saying?
Husband:(…WTF???? Verbal Origami).

by Piripineho October 19, 2011

genital origami

1. The art of folding and bending ones genitals into the shapes of recognisable objects.
2. To show ones flexibility in the genitals.

At candy's birthday party, all the children were amazed by little jimmy's showcase of genital origami

by PooSquad March 1, 2007

oniggary

An Oniggary is a slave owners collection of slaves. Can also be used as Oniggari which is several collections.

Well Burford, you have a mighty fine Oniggary here on your plantation.

by XBLASTxSHOCKX February 20, 2017

Origami

When the toilet paper is too thin, so you have to fold it until it is suitable for wiping.

Fucking one ply toilet paper! It's so thing I have to do origami!

by THE Saucepan March 29, 2021

Origami salami

Where two penis are folded into an origami crane particularly featuring a foreskin made into the beak

Hey Jake and Ben showed off the origami salami last night at the donkey show

by Jimmyhoffaisntdead June 10, 2021