The Auto Octopus is the act of one male individual ripping off his own penis and then shoving it so high up his rectum that it seemingly disappears. The individual has to then defecate in order to retrieve his penis. This practise is a method in which men are fully able to 'fuck themselves' however, it is known to be extremely painful.
The origin of the Auto Octopus comes from the rather unusual mating strategies exhibited by the marine creature: the octopus. In order to mate, octopuses must rip off their penises and then throw them at the females they are wanting to reproduce with.
The origin of the Auto Octopus comes from the rather unusual mating strategies exhibited by the marine creature: the octopus. In order to mate, octopuses must rip off their penises and then throw them at the females they are wanting to reproduce with.
Man 1: "Shit dude, last night I finally manned up and performed the Auto Octopus"
Man 2: "Far out bro, that is hard core!!"
Man 2: "Far out bro, that is hard core!!"
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That one hairstylist from the second Parappa the Rapper game. Japanese name is Takoyama, meaning "octopus". Originally turned into red form from being hypnotized by a tape deck, they instead turn red when extremely angry in the anime.
"Bro, who's your favorite Parappa character?"
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."
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Luckily, there are few of these. The Octopus thinks he is the shiznit Macdaddy and this attitude leads to an amazingly underachieving, underperforming, failure of a career as well as the failure of a human being. Sad, but on the positive side it is an object lesson.
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Get the woman on top mug.A mandatory phrase for driving a powerful vehicle off a cliff. Can be applied to situations not involving, a base or any headquarters. Can also be applied to different coloured base.Being fat and black( or was he mexican?......or puerto rican?) is optional. Being a comic relief anime character is a plus.
Sean:" Dude take a left!"
Danny:" That's a cliff!?"
Sean: "Dude trust me!"
Danny"FINE JEEZ......OH FUCK!!!"
Sean" WE'RE JUMPING ONTO WHITE BASE!!!!!"
Sean and Danny:" AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
Danny:" That's a cliff!?"
Sean: "Dude trust me!"
Danny"FINE JEEZ......OH FUCK!!!"
Sean" WE'RE JUMPING ONTO WHITE BASE!!!!!"
Sean and Danny:" AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
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