one of those days

when you've drunk so much you transpire acid the next day and resent looking in the mirror to see the regret in your eyes.

"oh it's one of those days. demon days. we'll get over them."

by Krkič July 29, 2019

National One Nut Day

The one day in November you can nut

Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!

by bannonutnovember November 8, 2019

National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 16, 2020

One day

a period of twenty-four hours as a unit of time

I will give ridderp ownership of the discord server and all of Luigi's coins one day.
-Amshan

by valorant or something idk November 28, 2020

One day

Tomorrow

One day I'll sing for you

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Cuddle one day stand

It's like a one night stand but no fucking only cuddling. You can cuddle anyone but only for one night in Nov 6th

Heyyyy it's Nov 6th you have to cuddle stand tonight
Oh ok bet what is it
Cuddle one day stand is a night we only cuddle

by Jasyyyyy October 23, 2020

one day period

Your vagina hates you it's gonna be okay

I had a One day period... some girls thought I was blessed... turned out... I'm dying

by Queen of knowledge March 11, 2017