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Fleek

A rare tropical disease. Causes nausea, vomiting, erectile dysfunction, hair loss, itching of genital skin, and slow loss of brain cells. No known remedy.
“Marcia’s eyebrows are on fleek.”
“Poor thing. Maybe we should just shoot her to put her out of her misery.”
by Doogiedoc October 27, 2017
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fleek

To quickly define yourself as unintelligent, ignorant, dense, foolish, dull-witted, slow, simpleminded, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, imbecilic, imbecile, obtuse, doltish; occurs with the use of the word "fleek."
There is no intelligible use of the word "fleek."
by PewPewTeach January 10, 2017
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Fleek

Dat ass is #onfleek
by SkippyChainz March 24, 2017
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fleek

Sure, men may never experience the pain of child birth, but women will never fully appreciate the agony of a fleek. A fleek is a light flick to the testicles. The pain doesn't come at first so the target is usually happy and thinks "Ha, they missed". However, the throbbing soon starts to seep in like a cold fog rolling in at the dead of night. As the bewildering feeling spreads from the groin area, the target wants to vomit as if they were hit in the stomach with a sledge hammer. The term "fleek" was popularized during the great fleek wars from 1990 to 2000. Some say the fleek wars are still on...so guard those balls.
Popular Usage: Oh, I've just been fleeked... oooh..ooooh… tell my wife I loved her…
by AKJenk July 19, 2005
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on fleek

the quality of being perfect, or on point i.e. Zayn Malik
Zayn is on fleek due to his ability to appear perfect at all times.
by arttmgc February 7, 2015
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fleek

A mixture of the words fart and gleek - used to signify a fart that squirts a little, or a fart that splashes a few drops of moisture on your underwear. The liquid may not necessarily be fecal, as when you fart with a sweaty butt crack.
"Dude, I just fleeked. I gotta go wipe."
by UrbanLinguistics March 3, 2015
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Fleek

Sohinki: "Seeing Joven without a shirt made me feel on fleek"
Lasercorn: " Dude, same."
by Graser10cpMCYT January 12, 2015
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