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Olive Garden situation

A slang term for "prolonged periods of unavoidable excessive screen time" named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone
After binge-watching my favorite series all weekend, I definitely found myself in an Olive Garden situation—my screen time report was through the roof!

Olive Garden customer

"Olive Garden customer" is a slang term for "a person who has excessive screen time every day". Used in a similar way to the term "iPad kid", this slang term is named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone.
Ever since he discovered that Olive Garden app, he's turned into quite the Olive Garden customer — more screen time there than anywhere else!

The Olive Garden 

A term used when talking about having sex with an ex girlfriend/boyfriend after you already broke up with them.

Term stems out of the idea that nobody means to go to the Olive Garden, they just end up there.
1)That's the guy that dumped my last year. We are so going to the Olive Garden later.

2)A week after we broke up we went to the Olive Garden.  It was way awkward afterwards.
The Olive Garden by damber3222 October 28, 2009

Barcelona Olive Garden 

When you stick olives all over your partner's body and then stick a pimiento up their butt.
Babe, can we please do the Barcelona Olive Garden tonight? It's my birthday.

dirty Olive Garden

the act of shoving an Olive Garden breadstick up one's ass and performing anal sex while using alfredo sauce as lube
"Jenny was horny during dinner so I gave her the dirty Olive Garden
dirty Olive Garden by butter-flies January 24, 2023

Dirty Olive Garden

the act of shoving Olive Garden salad up one's ass before eating spaghetti
"I was feeling kind of overheated last night so I gave myself a Dirty Olive Garden"
Dirty Olive Garden by butter-flies January 24, 2023