One of the great gods that control Time, Space, Luck and Lightning. If you use his blessing you are granted with immense power, luck and the power to curse people. His power is now dormant in a person named Alex.
Ookalan, mind wipe.
by Ookalan December 7, 2018
Get the Ookalan mug.A team of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blowhards that are the scourge of the NFL. Most veterans play for the Raiders because they're washed up and no other reputable team would touch them with a ten foot pole.
It is unclear which is more woeful. Their record of recent years or their ironic catch phrase of "Committment to Excellence".
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It is unclear which is more woeful. Their record of recent years or their ironic catch phrase of "Committment to Excellence".
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Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?
Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the Oakland Raiders.
Daughter: Is it true that the Raiders suck?
Father: In every way possible. :)
Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the Oakland Raiders.
Daughter: Is it true that the Raiders suck?
Father: In every way possible. :)
by Fouts is God May 15, 2006
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1) A city in the East Bay, notorious for it's crime and homicides.
2) The third weirdest city in the Bay Area, right behind Bezerkley and San Francisco.
3) My home town.
2) The third weirdest city in the Bay Area, right behind Bezerkley and San Francisco.
3) My home town.
Oakland's got a bad rep, but it's honestly not as bad as it's said to be. I lived right in the middle of it for 12 years and I never got shot.
by Lloydie-boy February 13, 2008
Get the Oakland mug.hella ghetto but awesome fun city in california bay area. mega high crime rates. has a nice needle exchange program!! lots of crack users there, especially in west oakland.
by Jewelziedoll October 4, 2008
Get the Oakland mug.An Oakland crosswalk is an invisible crosswalk which a resident of Oakland, CA uses to cross any part of a busy street while giving zero fucks about the cars speeding by. This is often performed with the mindset of having the right of way.
Driver: Hey look at that asshole crossing MLK in the middle of the street! Doesn't he know he's gonna get hit?
Passenger: You idiot, can't you see he's using an Oakland crosswalk?
Passenger: You idiot, can't you see he's using an Oakland crosswalk?
by Hal A. Madrid March 28, 2017
Get the Oakland crosswalk mug.full name: Oakland Technical High School AKA "Tech" . One of the famed Oakland Public High schools, known for the ebonics dispute, guns in classrooms, and kids lying in the hallways with the shit stomped out of them. Where the dopedealers and gangbangers all learned how to do the damn thang.
Where they at in Oakland? Doin it live. Castlemont, Skyline, Fremont High. Mack House, Tech, Dewey, The Big O High. East Bay stunnas man we aint hidin' -keak da sneak
by townbiznessryder March 17, 2005
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