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Octoling

Octolings are like inkings but in the shape of an octopus. they are very explosive when touched by ink.
C.Q. Cumber: Test Failed *Octoling Explodes*
by The Octoling Exploder September 12, 2019
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paul the octopus

psychic octopus ready to b cooked by germans as it predicted spain to win :D
who will win the match blud?
i donno ..ask paul the octopus....
by rukkestop July 10, 2010
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Octophobia

fear of the number 8, this IS a legit and very real phobia.
"I suffer from Octophobia."

"5, 6, 7, ...AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
by M-HO March 10, 2005
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human octopus

The entity created by the act of coitus. So named because the resulting entity has eight human appendages.
Dude, I'm totally traumatized. I went over to my parents' house for dinner and I walked in on them making the human octopus.
by JC Not Christ October 17, 2008
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Octoling

noun.
a cephalopod mollusk with eight sucker-bearing arms, a sweet haircut super cute eyes and no woomy.
it is a cphlopod native of the dlc reigon that lives only if c.q. cucamber allows it.
they are small sea cretures that enjoy fast food, the squid sisters and tiny hats.
just like the Inklings who can be woomy or ngyes octolings can be veemo or ngweh.
while they both have sumblime moostache you can distinguish their gender easly.
the male posessess a prominent and plumpy afro while female have other "distinctives features"
the octoling is a very timid creature and approaching them in their natural habitat requiers cerful camouflage.
they can feel threatened by visual contact and ill-advised observers will be harmed.
"Marina is an Octoling"
"An Octoling had killed my grandpa"
"Do you enjoy the company of the great Octolings?"
by Dr. Torchick May 24, 2022
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auto octopus

The Auto Octopus is the act of one male individual ripping off his own penis and then shoving it so high up his rectum that it seemingly disappears. The individual has to then defecate in order to retrieve his penis. This practise is a method in which men are fully able to 'fuck themselves' however, it is known to be extremely painful.

The origin of the Auto Octopus comes from the rather unusual mating strategies exhibited by the marine creature: the octopus. In order to mate, octopuses must rip off their penises and then throw them at the females they are wanting to reproduce with.
Man 1: "Shit dude, last night I finally manned up and performed the Auto Octopus"
Man 2: "Far out bro, that is hard core!!"
by The Urban Beast May 27, 2015
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Hairdresser Octopus

That one hairstylist from the second Parappa the Rapper game. Japanese name is Takoyama, meaning "octopus". Originally turned into red form from being hypnotized by a tape deck, they instead turn red when extremely angry in the anime.
"Bro, who's your favorite Parappa character?"
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."
by CatInTheFishBowl February 1, 2020
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