OCD

-Obsessive Cullen Disorder-

One who's constantly obsessed with the twilight saga's fictional characters.

Beckie - "Oh my god! I love edward cullen! He's way better than any guy since 1901."

Jackie - "Looks like you have a bad case of OCD"

by Beckie-OCD March 24, 2008

OCD

Oversized Cock Disorder (OCD) is when you have a oversized dick, you cannot remove this disorder unless you had vasectomy before you actually have this disorder, causes by horniness, Your dick is oversized and it will never get back to your medium penis, also you cannot fuck anyone's ass because your dick is, of course, oversized. if you get vasectomy you would be awkward in the lobby waiting until the doctor responds: "What exactly happened" and you would die in a coffin specifically built for you.

Guy 1: Mr jackson has OCD!
Guy 2: That would be awkward if we walked into his room!

by Allkingec January 27, 2022

OCD

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by John W. Doe November 28, 2021

OCD

Oversised Cock Disorder

Yeah, iv'e got OCD. OVERSISED COCK DISORDER.

by HsifReal November 4, 2021

OCD

Obsessive Cock Disorder. When a person is obsessed with cock.

Girl: Bailey has a bad case of OCD
Girl2: You said it.

by MeowWoman March 24, 2009

OCD

Obsessive Compulsive Dump.

To feel the need to take a shit on anything or anyone that you dislike. Usually you will feel the need to describe the shit you will take on said object/person.

1: "I have OCD"
"Oh damn, dude" *walks away slowly*

2: "Christ, I would love to take a huge steamy dump all over this maths homework"

by Mizticall May 17, 2010

OCD

OCD (Obsessive Cellular Disorder) - When somebody can not go longer than 1 minute without looking at or playing with their cell phone

I tried to have a real conversation with Judy but her OCD is too severe so she was always checking for a new text, FB notification or a move on Words With Friends.

Ben's OCD became fatal when he failed to see the on coming school bus while attempting to earn all the stars on Angry Birds.

by Randall T. Buttsavage June 1, 2011