The act of a male placing a finger in a female's anus during sex. The man does this to read the female's defense of potential anal sex.
"Nick, why didn't you put it in Debbie's ass?"
"When I ran the read option on her she didn't like my finger in her butt. I had to shut it down"
"When I ran the read option on her she didn't like my finger in her butt. I had to shut it down"
by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015
Get the Read Option mug.(1) One step beyond casual friday - Going to work unwashed in dirty clothes
(2) A work place dominated by unclean, unwashed co-workers
(3) A remote work location such as Alaska
(2) A work place dominated by unclean, unwashed co-workers
(3) A remote work location such as Alaska
Jimmy: "Have you been out to the field office?"
Jack: " Yeah it's totally hygiene optional with that crew - especially the chick"
Jimmy: "What are you talking about - she has most of her teeth"
Jack: "Yeah - in a JAR!"
Jack: " Yeah it's totally hygiene optional with that crew - especially the chick"
Jimmy: "What are you talking about - she has most of her teeth"
Jack: "Yeah - in a JAR!"
by Major Kong February 26, 2007
Get the Hygiene Optional mug.by ChaosTony September 17, 2004
Get the Suicide is your only option. mug.I've been offered three jobs this week, but I have option paralysis, so I think I'll just stay here at my McJob.
by Meaghan Fisher May 22, 2006
Get the option paralysis mug.Student 1: 10 page report! WTF!
Student 2: Don't do it. I'm not going to.
Student 1: You need to! It's required to pass the class
Student 2: No, you have the option not to.
Student 1: BUT YOU WILL FAIL THE CLASS!!!
Student 2: I know, but you don't have to do the report if you don't want to. You have the option to fail if you want.
Student 2: Don't do it. I'm not going to.
Student 1: You need to! It's required to pass the class
Student 2: No, you have the option not to.
Student 1: BUT YOU WILL FAIL THE CLASS!!!
Student 2: I know, but you don't have to do the report if you don't want to. You have the option to fail if you want.
by SPlDERMAN August 19, 2006
Get the The option mug.A term used in beer pong that replaces a team mate for usually just a throw. The replacement can be anyone near the table choosen by the single player. This term is put in effect if the missing team mate taken a piss, droppin a deuce, or just unavalible at the time of his throw. This keeps the game flowing.
by Y0shi November 28, 2005
Get the The Figel Option mug.A 'No Option', is a term used to describe the action of a man (typically) going in for a pull (kiss) without the unspoken agreement of the other person (typically a women) – often ends in a slap, punch (from the annoyed boyfriend) or a pull. The term is infamous & frequently used among the UK's University Ski Clubs such as the MMUFS and SKUM.
When a group of lads are out on the pull, typically one will be smashed – walk up to a hot bird who they'd had some kind of brief communication with maybe an acquaintance and try and pull a No Option on them regardless of the situation or status of that person (ie with the boyfriend / married maybe).
by Ramorez aka Mr S. Pest May 7, 2011
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