When a woman enters or works at an oilfield site with many males. A scale of 1 to 10 is required for scoring a woman's beauty, but in the oilfields, that scale is skewed. An average 5 beauty scale would make a woman a 10.
by Schlumberjacker August 7, 2022
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They have a soul like the sun; daydreaming, long conversations late at night, easily flustered, talks to animals in the hopes they respond, running to work or class, studies psychology, constantly feels out-of-place.
They could easily talk to you about their interests your hours on end, and in a way that makes you want to listen to them forever.
They could easily talk to you about their interests your hours on end, and in a way that makes you want to listen to them forever.
Ah, Oviline. That beautiful creature, only able to bless your vision in glimpses of fractured light. That one who's voice has enchanted many a wretched soul.
by your king~ November 5, 2022
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A woman who never married or had kids, yet in middle age she is still very hot - and really gets around. Loves to babysit her plainer-looking sister's kids so she can shower them with gifts and treats just like a grandmother, much to the resentment of her sister - especially when that sister's husband can't take his eyes off her (seeing what 'could've been') when she visits.
Much more rare that an actual MILF, but will be more common soon as more people will choose not to marry and/or have kids.
A woman who never married or had kids, yet in middle age she is still very hot - and really gets around. Loves to babysit her plainer-looking sister's kids so she can shower them with gifts and treats just like a grandmother, much to the resentment of her sister - especially when that sister's husband can't take his eyes off her (seeing what 'could've been') when she visits.
Much more rare that an actual MILF, but will be more common soon as more people will choose not to marry and/or have kids.
Husband (talking to his buddies at work): "Wow, you should've seen my wife's sis show up to see to the kids while me and my wife went to dinner. She was such a OMILF! The kids were pretty happy too, though my wife wasn't..."
by joe995 September 14, 2023
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