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Oxfordism

Stupid phrases or quotes said by everyday people. Influenced by the famous dumb quotes of Mr. G.W. Bush, that came to be known as bushisms, the only requirements for an oxfordism are:
1) it has to be funny.
2) it has to be stupid in nature.
3) it has to never have been said before.

The word Oxfordism gives credit to the University of Oxford (the oldest English speaking university) mixed with famous Bushisms stated above.
Eric: "I'm a liberal! i stand for liberty!"
Tim: "Are you serious right now? wow, that was quite an oxfordism there, Eric."
by blizard29 April 22, 2009
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oxford college

1. a school in the middle of nowhere (Oxford, GA) that no body knows of, wheres theres nothing to do except drink yourself stupid and go hang out in the woods neard the confederate graveyard
2. the backdoor into emory
3. a place that when your friends ask you where you go to school, you just say emory to save urself the trouble of explaining what oxford is
4. a school so small that you know every who goes there, has gone there, and will eventually go there
"You go to Oxford College? Whats that?"
by Cris Dizon July 18, 2006
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Oxford English Dictionary

If I'm not sure about the definition of a word, I might check the Oxford English Dictionary for an accurate and in-depth definition.
by WordLover731 November 18, 2009
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Oxford High School CT

Located in the shittiest, smallest town you can think of, also known as “cowtown” or “oxhood”. Full of white people, white supremacists, white potheads who act like they’re black, and a crazy superintendent/principal duo. Trump supporter central. Mostly rich kids who are completely sheltered to the world. Most kids graduate from here and stay in Ct their whole lives. Opioid problems, overdoses, shitty parties, judgemental people, lightweights, vape central and crazy bitches. Known for rivalry with Seymour high. Wins one game and acts like they’re undefeated when in reality all the sports teams suck. Most likely to win an award for “most kids peaked in highschool” or “least school spirit”
Oh you go to Oxford High School Ct? Wait.. where even is that?”
by cowtown101 May 3, 2018
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Oxford School of Gentlemanship

An institution reserved only for the prestigious, where the elite learn and master the art and conduct of a gentleman. The "dashing good looks" is the most difficult preliminary hurdle. Once a candidate has passed this excruciating examine the burden of relief is lifted from the candidate. The course is a mere 7 months long. The candidates receive the title "Gentleman" after completion of a grueling 6 months of knowledge.
"Yo Jake is gentleman!"

That's because he attended the Oxford School of Gentlemanship!"

"Exquisite!"
by cognac87 November 27, 2012
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Oxford Gay

'Oxford Gay' is a gay label/clique, similar to that of bears, cubs and twinks.

An Oxford Gay is a gay man who exhibits the following characteristics:

1. A guy who is neat, educated and well traveled;
2. A modern man who encapsulates the yesteryear british gentleman.
Marc: Hey Richard, we all know you're a muscle bear - what do you think I am?
Richard: You're charming, neat and smart so an Oxford Gay I would think.
by OxfordBoy101 August 21, 2013
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oxford middle school

the place where all the super white kids go and slowly get more depressed
oxford middle school is deppressing
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