Olsen Twins
Olsen Twins by Dr Mark Doran the Third January 12, 2003
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olson twins by The Propper Perv May 25, 2007
Stefan Olsdal
Stefan Alexander Bo Olsdal was born on March 31, 1974, in Goteborg, Sweden. He started playing drums in high school, but switched later to bass. He attended the American International School of Luxembourg, which was the same school attended by Brian Molko. Little did they know that the tall and athletic Swede would pair up a few years later with the dramatic and androgynous Brian Molko. They formed a band they called Ashtray Heart, and later with the addition of drummer Robert Schultzberg, were called Placebo. Olsdal is gay, and Molko is bisexual...and Robert was a homophobe. Needless to say, that didn't work out so well, so the band nabbed drummer Steven Hewitt from his previous band Breed, and with Steve became the Placebo we all know and love today! Stefan currently has a side project called Hotel Persona, which is apparently working on an album to be released in 2007 and featuring Brian Molko.
I'd likely get a sex change if I thought it would give me a chance with the lithe, lovely, delicious, talented, gorgeous, graceful Stefan Olsdal.
Stefan Olsdal by JagAlskaSvenskPojke November 25, 2006
Bree Olson
(proper noun) Adult film actress. Commonly misspelled as Bree Olsen. Made a brief cameo on the Kardashian's television show, and was a call a slut....very ironic.?
ex 1 - If you held my keyboard up to a blacklight, you could see it from space.
ex 2 - My DNA is all over the place from that Bree Olson flick
ex 2 - My DNA is all over the place from that Bree Olson flick
Bree Olson by THC420 December 1, 2009
olsen twins
twin girl "actresses" that appear to closely resemble cocaine junkies, troll dolls, and fantasy middle-earth midget creatures. started off their 'careers' as the baby hobbit "Michelle" on the popular 90's show Full House. also went on to make irritating kid songs, and mind numbing movies (usually playing different personality twins that reunite with one another) also acted in a few TV shows to display their tween image. all these products and novelty fame created their huge m/b-illionaire empire aimed at little girls and also tweens adding to it by then launching a clothing line. now the pair are heading off to NYU for college in hopes of bypassing all the superiors in entertainment and to learn how to make their own crappy movies all by themselves only to quadruple the $$$
fans include: little girls, perverted old men, a tween, teenage boys who can only jerk off, and Anna Rexia.
present day way to tell them apart:
Ashley is semi-rexic
Mary Kate is a skeleton / has the body of Mr. Burns on the Simpsons
fans include: little girls, perverted old men, a tween, teenage boys who can only jerk off, and Anna Rexia.
present day way to tell them apart:
Ashley is semi-rexic
Mary Kate is a skeleton / has the body of Mr. Burns on the Simpsons
Isn't it odd that John Stamos (uncle Jesse) seperated with his model wife Rebecca Romijn from their 5 year marriage just a month before the olsen twins turned legal? hmmm?...
olsen twins by alwrfkelkfmbqwerqsmfglsdfld June 6, 2004
Matt Olson
Oakland Athletics 1st baseman and super hottie, Matt Olson. You can normally see him on the opposing teams sideline, guarding the bag. Squatting down in his tight baseball pants to scoop a ball with his thick, strong legs. He can hit bombs out of any stadium, catch a poorly thrown ball and make an amazing play out of it and steal your heart with his piercing eyes and charming good looks.
“Did you happen to catch the name of that hot 1st baseman for the A’s?”
“Yes! It’s Matt Olson. He’s such a stunning man.”
“Yes! It’s Matt Olson. He’s such a stunning man.”
Matt Olson by angelicafisher November 15, 2020
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
two twin girls who posess no acting, singing, designing, or producing skills, but are paid as if they do because they are blonde haired, blued girls who people think are pretty and thats what sells.
Mary Kate and Ashley have been in a lot of movies, but gee, why havn't I seen them at the movies? Oh yes because their "hit" movies make it straight to video...
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen by someone sick of the media... June 25, 2003