onner-offer

a female, who on some days you want to be on her and on other days you want to be off her

hey man, you bangin that girl over there?
It really depends, shes an onner-offer

by SteveSmith2009 April 8, 2009

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bribery offer

in times of bradvoidence a bribery offer is neccessary to intervene in group sessions. offers include food, entertainment, or various forms of contraband. items are consumed although known to leave a bitter taste

Noid - quick turn out the light its bradvoidence!
*door opens*
*foug enters*
foug - come on in brad
brad - I brought chocolates
Noid - hits unpause on nhl and shakes head

by foug January 11, 2005

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Shower Offer

When a young, impressionable Asian man, originating from New Zealand has an increased demand in shower sex, owing to an overall boost in consumption capability.

Guy 1: So ever since that guy took microeconomics, he's been having more sex. Especially in the shower.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Is there more available? Did sex taxes go down?

Guy 1: Nope, greater demand.

Guy 2: Ah! So he's a shower offer.

by Waterloo ex-pat October 20, 2011

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cutter offer

Where you back out of some internet websites and search another more innocent one.

I did a cutter offer from porn to stop my mum from finding out.

by Shietz July 1, 2016

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counter-offer

Most common at many small/thrift/second-hand stores where the checkout-clerk is also the store's owner, this term refers to the act of asking the cashier for a discounted price on a piece of merchandise; i.e., an amount that's somewhat lower than what the store is asking for the item.

During a visit to the local factory-outlet clothing store, I found a shirt that I really liked, but I noticed that it had a couple buttons missing, so I made a counter-offer when I reached the checkout, and got the garment for two dollars off.

by QuacksO September 2, 2018

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