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October 22nd National Day

On October 22nd you shall say "I liek yo cut G"and slap anyone under 5 feet as much as you want on the head.
Hey Luckas, "I liek yo cut G" *smack* cuz its October 22nd National Day
by DefineUrbaaanWrds October 21, 2020
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October 22nd

It’s october 22nd!! Let’s skip school
by Pttt October 19, 2019
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October 22nd

This day is the final edition to no homo day.

You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs

I love consuming BITs. of fLY

( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.

Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM

Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.
by Pokemon_Dyno137_mario October 19, 2019
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October 22nd

Today is the day you have to hold your gf/bf's hand. dont be shy just do it!!
*girl and boy sitting next to eachother*
boy:*grabbs girls hand*
girl: why are you holding my hand?
boy: its October 22nd
by thegoat.13 October 21, 2023
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October 22nd

No masturbation day, if you do you're gay and there's no changing that.
Y'all ready for the group masturbation session today?
Wait but bro, it's October 22nd the day where masturbaiting makes you very gay and you can't change it
Oh shit alright tomorrow then
by Georgebush42096 October 21, 2019
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October 22nd

National post nudes on your snapchat story day
Chad: yo bro it’s October 22nd the school thot is gonna post her nudes

Brad: yooo bet
by terrellHasASmallPenis69 October 21, 2019
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october 22nd

national tøp forest fan fiction day where we celebrate josh’s c major lips, tyler growl teeth, sky blue hands and not existingness
“i’m feeling blue black” tyler yelped
“ack i’m T-E-R-R-I-F-I-E-D, it’s october 22nd”josh murmured
you know what that means” tyler wispered
josh nodded slowly, “i’ll go get the lighter”
by miss believer October 20, 2020
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