NUTS ON YOUR EYELASHES

there once lived a nut, that roamed the rabid plains of the EYELASHES!!!! he roamed so far that he went to go buy sum emphazyma, but he found a waste basket and died of a heart stroke. Sad story. The zebras soon came and devoured his whole body untill he soon met up with a man named Loquizno. He speared the zebras and went home to eat wild rice on his restroom floor.

get your nuts off my eyelashes for you ruin the field of cats

by dinosaur December 13, 2003

Nuts on your chin

This is commonly used in a joke by kids in
Middle School/High School.

Billy: "Hey what do you call nuts on your chin?"
Tommy: "Idk what?"
Billy:"Dick in your mouth!"

by Daniel Lightfoot August 16, 2006

Nutso

An awesome word used to describe something that is totally nuts, crazy or insane. Origins unknown but rumours are that it was first made popular by someone named Gavin.

"Wow, that's totally nutso." (totally my word)

by UselessFacts July 20, 2010

Nuts on top

Its like a front fruit basket where your nuts are literally over your penis.

When I got out of the shower I surpised my girlfriend with some nuts on top

by Jony_Pony March 24, 2009

Netsonally

Like if you know someone personally but only via internet

"Hey check out this picture."
"Oh it's Tako."
"You know this dude?"
"Netsonally."

by Lance D. Stone November 24, 2011

NutSock

a National Socialist

"wowzers, this blond-bearded chad is literally me!"
~ nutsocks on the internet

by reclaimer_ November 7, 2021

Uncle Nutso

An adult who acts crazy, often a boss. Someone who needs medication to act normal.
A person with a "god" like complex.

Uncle Nutso did it again! Yeah, he is crazier than a shithouse rat!

Uncle Nutso sure is paranoid!

by Walking on Eggshells August 14, 2008