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Duke Nukem Forever

A notoriously delayed shooter. Starring everyone's favorite Crazy Awesome Badass Motherfucker: Duke Nukem, it has been delayed for twelve years.

Then 3drealms shut down. It looked like all hope was lost...

UNTIL GEARBOX CAME IN AND SAVED THE DAY! No, seriously, for the first time in 12 years, at PAX, it was finally confirmed that the game was going to be released, and playable, in 2011. To further drive the point home, it was actually playable at PAX. After a four-hour line, of course.
I'm here to kick ass and release Duke Nukem Forever, and I'm all out of ass.

ALWAYS BET ON DUKE.
by ARatherPoorDriver October 28, 2010
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Nutella Bella

Nutella Bella or "Nubella" is the term used after anal sex where the end of the male genitalia (bell) has been covered in the delicious chocolate spread of nutella (In this context shit) creating a Nutella Bella.
A young man has just had his first encounter of anal sex unfortunatly his partner had forgotten to Anally douche.

"Crikey, there's poop on me bell!" (Tastes some) "Mmm it's kinda like nutella"

Hey!! Nutella bella!!
by SternHello April 22, 2011
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Duke Nukem

Alien Ass kicking exterminator!
Duke talking to Evil Duke"Your too good looking to kill,but I'm gonna kill you anyway"
by ISS September 2, 2003
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nutella

The best fucking spread - period. Nothing can top the taste of chocolate and hazelnuts in this creamy delight. You can put it on just about anything, or eat it plain. This is quite possibly Italy's greatest contribution to the food world.

First created in the 1940's by Pietro Ferrero in the Piedmont region of northwestern Italy(NOT FRANCE!!). Chocolate was rationed during the times of World War II, so Mr. Ferrero used hazelnuts in addition to the chocolate.
"Nutella - the orignal creamy, chocolaty hazelnut spread."
by b l o n d i e February 22, 2007
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Duke Nukem

A bad-ass motherfucker notable for his god-like quotes.

Quotes:

"Eat shit and die."
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."
"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum."
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker."
"See you in Hell!"
"Suck it down!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Guy #1: Have you heard of Duke Nukem?

Guy #2: Who's he?

Guy #1: He's a BAMF ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum, that's who he is!
by ThatGuyOnTheInternet August 22, 2010
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Nutella

The orgasm of a godly rainbow unicorn. In a jar.
This Nutella is orgasmic!
by FeastMaster December 11, 2011
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double nutmeg

A soccer term used for when a player nutmegs two players in a row. This phrase was started after Tobin Heath did a double nutmeg while player for the U.S Women's National Team.
Keep calm and double nutmeg.
by babyhorse5573 October 15, 2011
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