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numbnut (num-nut)

numbnut (num-nut)

an extreame state of idiocrocy and/or stupididy
numbnut (num-nut)

adj.

dan is such a numbnut

person1: what up numbnuts

person2: well keep talking and you will be
by wackjobg January 7, 2010
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One Hand Numbnut

A Numbnut that bets his entire stack of chips on the first hand of a game of poker, believing it to be unbeatable, only to lose.
The One Hand Numbnut went all in on a pair of Queens!
by Zoddy Zod August 14, 2006
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numb nuts

My manz is a numb nuts, he won't give me a drink
by Baddies_In_The_Club March 25, 2022
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numbnut

This word originated in the U.S, however, it's used in the U.K. as well. Most likely its use was born in the U.S. military, just as expressions like soup sandwich and jeep. Made popular in the movie, "Full Metal Jacket," when Hartman yells at Pyle.
"What is your major malfunction, numbnut?!"
by pedicabber April 22, 2005
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numb nuts

a person that makes unthoughtful mistakes, acting without thought
by Evan February 20, 2003
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Numbnut

1. A person of severely limited intellectual prowess, or extremely lacking in everyday common sense.

2. A viewer of FOX News, who only listens to a single news source, only communicates with others of his/her own political persuasion, and thinks "Tea Parties" are spontaneous outbursts of patriotism, without realizing they are instead, organized and funded by the richest people and corporations in America, with the intent to steal wealth from everyone. i.e. "Americans for Prosperity. "
1. "What a Numbnut! Can't he open his own mind? He thinks he's being patriotic, when in fact he's undermining the Constitution!"

2. "That Numbnut has no idea who's paying for those pre-made astro-turf signs being unloaded off that bus! What a Teabagger!"
by Correct_Guy December 31, 2009
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numb nuts

The phenomenon that occurs when a male places a cold drink between his legs and leaves it there for a prolonged period of time. Upon standing or moving, the chilled testicles brush or rest against the leg, causing an unexpected chill to temporarily overcome the victim. Most susceptible, are wearers of boxer-style underwear.
I set my beer between my legs for a majority of the movie. When I stood up, I got numb nuts.
by drgn76 October 14, 2010
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