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Number Three

Noun. Another term for semen. If Number One is urine and Number Two is feces, then Number Three must be semen.
Bob: Looks I just did a number three in my pants. Should have used a cumsock or jerked off it in the toilet.
by Kugeln May 6, 2020
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number three

Using your mobile phone while sitting on the toilet, long after you've finished going number one or two.
Man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He must be going number three.
by marcobenvoglio June 16, 2016
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...
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Number three

Kid: Mommy, bathroom!

Mom: Number one or number two?

Kid: Number three! It's coming out!
by KnightofNerdom November 23, 2021
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