number one stunner

The act of being so stunning, that you are now in-fact, number one.

That nigga jamal is so sexy, he must be a number one stunner!

by blizzzzaaaaaaa October 9, 2008

Number one gun!

Usually said by greasy men with rats tails and track pants. Number one gun indicates that the person being called said name either got some 'hawt' girl or has a 'sick' subaru his mum bought for him with their kebab shop profit

Heard Steve got with his 3rd cousin the other week, number one gun! keeping it in the family!

by Huntehhhhh1 April 24, 2008

number one asshole

Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.

Jr. High Woodshop Class

Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!

by thedzone October 10, 2009

Number One T-shirt

sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.

dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!

by satchmo April 26, 2005

number one gasser

The sweetest guy in the world. He'll always bring your day up no matter how sad you are.

Sean is the number one gasser.

by PotatoKing0916 February 22, 2017

number one asian wife

Lauren Porte my awsome asian wife...

my wife

by Jimmyson May 1, 2003

NUMBER ONE HOTEL SIERRA COWBOY

HOT STUFF (HOT SHIT)- MILITARY PHRASE COINED IN VIETNAM USING MILITARY ALPHABET (HOT STUFF H-HOTEL/ S-SIERRA) MEANING SOMEONE WHO IS OR THINKS THEY ARE GREAT AT SOMETHING.

JOEL AND MONTY ARE TRUCK DRIVERS TALKING ABOUT A DIFFICULT DELIVERY SPOT. MONTY SAYS "I HATE THAT PLACE, IT'S SO TIGHT WITH A LONG TRAILER" JOEL "NAW ITS NOT TOO BAD, JUST GOTTA BE GOOD" MONTY "OH YA YA YA I FORGOT, YOUR THE NUMBER ONE HOTEL SIERRA COWBOY"

by BIGDADDEE06 April 14, 2010