A great place to go, if you want to watch two football teams (Notts forest and Nottingham county) who have no talent because they have sold all their best players like Lewis mcgugan and Tyrell waite, if i were you i would drive past Nottingham and go to Derby which has the best football team around with legends like Connor sammon.
Hey man do you want to go to Nottingham to watch football
No thanks I'd rather perform the Lockwood technique whilst being hoofed in the shin by Ben Howarth
No thanks I'd rather perform the Lockwood technique whilst being hoofed in the shin by Ben Howarth
by mot gnuoy August 18, 2013
Get the Nottingham mug.Mediocre club from the Midlands, constantly banging on about how they’re superior to Notts County but local rivals Derby are far better. Forever in Leicester’s shadow and have a winger called Joe Lolley who’s a bit of a walley
“Did you see the Nottingham Forest game the other day?”
“Nah, watched paint dry. Far more interesting!”
“Nah, watched paint dry. Far more interesting!”
by WTF1 superfan 6969 March 3, 2019
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A female student (or resident) of Nottingham that possesses a considerable amount of pubes (a bush) in the vaginal area.
guy1: "How was the shag with that bird last night ?"
guy2: "Brilliant mate, although she had a bit of Nottingham forest going on !"
guy2: "Brilliant mate, although she had a bit of Nottingham forest going on !"
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Get the Nottingham Forest mug.by MollyCo September 27, 2003
Get the Nottingham mug.The best place anyone's ever been to ever. Also home to Nottingham Forest, best football team in the world
by ilovenottingham July 7, 2013
Get the Nottingham mug.Masochists with no taste who support a crap football team (that's "soccer", for any yanks reading this), who call Derby fans sheep shaggers cos they're jealous cos they've all got no dicks and so can't shag anything.
see also wanker.
see also wanker.
Nottingham, are you listening,
to the song that we're singing,
we're walking along,
singing this song,
shitting on Forest as we go-o-o
(song heard at Derby County matches)
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We are the Forest haters!
(ditto)
Two, one, four, three, five
Once I caught a fish alive
Six seven eight nine ten
Then Derby fucked us up again
Why did they fuck us up?
Because we don't have any nuts
Why do you have no nuts?
Cos we fuck donkeys up their butts
(song heard at Nottingham Forest matches, sung by Forest fans)
to the song that we're singing,
we're walking along,
singing this song,
shitting on Forest as we go-o-o
(song heard at Derby County matches)
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We hate Forest and we hate Forest
We are the Forest haters!
(ditto)
Two, one, four, three, five
Once I caught a fish alive
Six seven eight nine ten
Then Derby fucked us up again
Why did they fuck us up?
Because we don't have any nuts
Why do you have no nuts?
Cos we fuck donkeys up their butts
(song heard at Nottingham Forest matches, sung by Forest fans)
by Derby fan April 20, 2004
Get the Nottingham Forest fans mug.City in Central England with ideas way above its station. 4th most violent city in England status belied by poncy head-up-arse ideas of its city councillors who don't seem to realise what a ghastly and dangerous place it really is. Gun and drug crime proliferate, as does street begging. Oh and the women are slappers too.
by Baby Fat Head February 13, 2004
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