Notch

indicates one's phone having that sh*tty trend looking to have saggy breasts to block the screen in the name of following trends.

"Hey, is that a notch on your phone? It looks hella ugly, dude"
"You ain't following trends do you?"
"Why should I?"

by bshen August 19, 2018

notch

the top ridge of the arse where the crack begins.

A plumber bends down to pick up a tool which his pants slip down exposing the notch of his crack.

by bread infection November 15, 2005

Notch

Irish slang for cannabis resin or hashish, particularly used in Dublin by individuals of a car-less nature. Never to be used in the description of the sweet smelling green, notch is only a reference to resin.

Example:

Notch ~ Noun

"Hey man, pass me the notch, I feel like skinning up"

Notch ~ Verb

"Dude Im gonna notch on my lunchbreak, you want some?"

Notch ~ Adj

"I was supposed to clean out the garage on Saturday - but it turned out to be a notch day"

by urbane dick April 08, 2009

notch

for a person that’s being a straight up, two faced, annoying, close minded, fake, and limo wanting person

“god she’s such a notch”

by bodlen maker May 16, 2019

notching

having sex with your roommates mom in the back of a mini van

I was notching all night last night.

by kdgfe123 October 05, 2010

notch

The space between the balls and the ass-hole, also refered to as a taint, chode, or gooch.

Dude, that guy that just walked by me smells like the venom off of my notch. He must be some sort of freaky hobo-sexual.

by Ty Martin December 04, 2007

notch in the bedpost

A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.

Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.

by hambone skeet skeet November 19, 2013