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Sales Bastard

Noun A person who exhibits the traits commonly associated with a salesperson such as excessive friendliness, obliviousness to rejection, and a willingness to engage in mechanical tactics like mirroring posture. Often used pejoratively, the connotation is that someone is acting in a manner typical of a salesperson, not necessarily negatively. Term can also be abbreviated as SB.
I feel like such a Sales Bastard - in that meeting I talked about the weather and golf while asking about my prospect's kids then presented a bunch of PowerPoint slides and asked a bunch of arduous questions until it was time to leave. Of course, I complimented the receptionist on my way out. What's that? Did I get the business? You bet your ass I did!
by CoolGuyRandall November 19, 2009
mugGet the Sales Bastardmug.

Onion on sale

A meme made to poke fun at westerners (mainly koreaboos) who completely butcher the Korean language such as Oli London
Onion on sale is a how they sound like when they attempt to say annyeonghaseyo (안녕하세요) which is the formal word which means hello in Korean.
Person 1: onion on sale oppar, sarong hay

(Annyeonghaseyo oppa, saranghae)

Person 2: lmao your Korean sucks, you know oppa means older brother right..?
by MustardHands April 8, 2022
mugGet the Onion on salemug.

sales director

A person who is proficient in their ability to delegate work to other staff, while spending much of their own time persuing private interests.
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
mugGet the sales directormug.

Sales Tax

(n) Money pick-pocketed by the government.
Fred: Why is it that every time I visit the store, I feel like my pocket gets picked?

Wilma: That's the sales tax, dear. The government can do it legally. But if a pickpocket does it, he goes to prison.
by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011
mugGet the Sales Taxmug.

sales weasel

A derogatory term for a member of sales staff in a typically corporate environment. This term is often employed by technical staff and customer service, who must support the products that the sales weasels have sold, typically without knowing what the heck they're pushing on the customer.
That slimy sales weasel sold this customer something they didn't need and doesn't work, and now they're chewing my ear off!
by redtheda January 13, 2010
mugGet the sales weaselmug.

sales pitch

Talk that attempts/intends to persuade someone of something; sweet-talk.
WOMAN: Can you cut my son's hair tonight and I'll pay you tomorrow.

MAN: No. That's only a sales pitch intending to cause problems.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 7, 2005
mugGet the sales pitchmug.

garage sale

a way to show the world how quickly you give up on hobbies
1: this is a nice baseball bat, where did you get it?
2: i used to play but i gave up so now i'm selling it for two cents
by christin September 6, 2003
mugGet the garage salemug.

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