Not A Real Person

Not A Real Person: (N)

1. Character of Society

2. One whose actions are so offbeat that they require one to ask “did he/ she really just do that?”

3. A person who one may see and instantly wonder how he/ she became they way he/ she is today.*


Note: Because of Definitions 1-3 above, we can conclude that Not A Real Person have roles in life designed for entertainment purposes.



Syn: out of control out of sight extraordinary screwy wack
Plu: Not Real People
Abbrev: Not Real
Ant: genuine fake serious real-life normal

Have you ever seen the witches? They are Not Real People.

The old woman with the Cruella de Vil hairstyle is Not A Real Person.

by Professor/ Deutch Beer Girl August 12, 2008

Not a thing

dismissing an idea using "thing" to replace words like "problem" or "issue".

janet: oh, brad, i'm sorry! i slept with rocky!
brad: don't worry about it. it's not a thing.

by Flakey Tart October 21, 2010

not a full shilling

Someone who is off their fookin head, in other words...a sandwich short of a picnic!

Lele: As if u did a bit of fookin for a chicken burger....
Lulu: i know, not a full shilling am i....

by Lulu and Lele March 6, 2008

not a sausage

Nothing, zip, zero. Jolly term to describe the abscence of an item sought.

Suggested origin is from the Cockney rhyming slang 'Sausage and mash' used to mean 'cash', or money. Hence 'not a sausage' to mean 'no cash' or 'nothing'.

Is there anything in the cupboard?
Not a sausage.

by Paul Ruane April 18, 2006

Not a real word

This isn't a word go away.

Not a real word isn't real.

by anonymous April 2, 2021

not.a.twink.cult.leader

An awesome tiktoker who roleplays as Daniel from Camp camp! They’re creative with the work they do and is very kind :D

not.a.twink.cult.leader doesn’t have a crying kink<

by Nighy June 25, 2021

Not a dentist but id give you a filling

an extremely impressive pick up line known to make the bundalengerz cream and come back to the AP as quickly as possible.

HsTikkyTokky - "you alright gal i'm not a dentist but id give you a filling"
Girl "yes daddy H fill me up, how far is your AP?
HsTikkytokky - "AP's 5 mins away"
Girl - *creams herself*

by stud420 September 16, 2021