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dick noose

A girlfriend or lover who uses great sex to keep a man around who obviously does not want to be there or to keep a man in the home when he is about to leave with friends.
noun
I tried to leave but I'm caught in a dick noose.
adjective
That dick noose won't let me leave.
by Gavin B July 5, 2007
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poo in the noose

“noose” represents death, the “poo” represents worry/fear so when you”poo in the noose” you escape a tricky or stressful situation, like you feel as if you will shit yourself or die but instead of literally doing so you figuratively do so and you “slip” out of trouble such as when you are performing stand up and your uncomfortableness if funny to the audience
wow, Darla really did a poo in the noose chatting up Brad when she accidentally mentioned her boner but he thought it was funny.
by Ratbag4Warchief April 7, 2021
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Chocolate Noose

The Chocolate Noose is an act of where a male and a female take on a sexual position in the form of the female on all fours and the male coming in from behind. More commonly known as doggy style.

To achieve The Chocolate Noose, during the doggy style sex position the male must remove his penis from the females vagina and quickly push it into the females anus, the female in surprise now turns to look round, and as she does you must punch her the fuck in the face (as hard as possible) to knock her clean out unconcious. The act of punching her and knocking her out means the muscles in and around the anus constrict meaning a tighter hole.

Thus comes the term: The Chocolate Noose
1. My girl loved the chocolate noose last night! shame she wasnt concious to realise it though..
2. I would give her the ol' chocolate noose.
3. I wish i had enough courage to try the chocolate noose on my girl!
by Nick Hill January 1, 2009
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caboose noose

An asshole clench capable of strangling your dick to death.
I think that girls caboose noose the other night left a rash on my dick. I wanted to pull out, but she wouldn’t let me.
by sadinhoney July 10, 2018
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Noose Decoration

Robert put noose decorations up on the trees to make the KKK rally more festive.
by Ass_Piss May 19, 2010
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Noose The Goose

by Huuuyot November 7, 2016
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Noose caboose

When a girl take the hang mans dance to far accidentally hangs herself and then you have sex with her dead body
Last night got crazy when I gave her the noose caboose
by Belloma42 May 26, 2019
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