Nonce aware

White van will
Drug dealer Daniel
Molesting Mat
Pedo Pete
Noncy Nigel

Sex Offender Steve
Get In My Van Greg
Raping Ronald

And anyone named Chad

Tom: How is he so cool
Lily: He’s nonce aware

Tilly: Greggs

by noncy gold December 18, 2020

Noncery

Committing an act that is a bit sus around children or underage people. Being a nonce (pedophile).

That is some pure noncery from Jeremy .

by Vexotic__ February 4, 2021

Ninky Nonce

From the popular British tv show, there’d be a train that would carry the residents of the stars of the show, ‘In the Night garden’. This train was called the Ninky Nonk. Nonce is British slang for pedophile. It’s basically just a really extra way of saying pedophile.

Jack literally tried to kiss me last night, he’s so horny, ugh.

Yeah, he’s such a ninky nonce, avoid him.

by Spicysalt June 16, 2018

Crowd Nonce

Crowd-Nonce or Crowd-Noncing in sports (typically football) is to insult/taunt the opposition fans for their home/away support regarding numbers - this can happen before, during and/or after the game has concluded.

This is usually by fans of clubs who get good support home & away however are extremely insecure about how their team is actually performing.

"He is being a crowd nonce because his club has 4k more fans on average each week, even though his team just got slapped 4-0 by ours"

by Joel8474 March 3, 2023

nonce

A guy who roams the streets looking fir children.

For example pennywise is a big fat nonce

by OI BLUD! December 8, 2017

nonce island

A country in north-western Europe, off the north-­western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.

1. I've got a 12 hour layover on nonce island.
2. oof, hope you like jellied eels.

by ted heaths dog January 19, 2021

noncewomble

A British term used when someone is being a cock, peadophile, wanker or tit. Also if someone does a dick move or snakes someone out they would be described as a noncewomble.

Matt is such a noncewomble.

by Fawdo9777 February 9, 2017