Nofing

It is similar to the definition of the word “Nothing” but at the same time it’s almost the exact opposite. It is nofing; nofin exists but all is nofin.

“Hey, what are you doing!?” Aidan asked. I am doing nofing

by The Q Tip August 13, 2018

Noting

To write a note on Facebook. Can be used as improv when you accidentally say noting instead of nothing.

whatcha doing?
noting
ohh cool i wanna read it

by mmx3 October 22, 2009

sha-noning

The act of repeatedly kicking yourself in the head for letting a witty, charismatic, caring Irish girl walk out of your life, particularly if they wear a claddagh ring and make you feel on top of the world.

John was sha-noning for letting her walk away.

by John Overbeck January 22, 2009

nodding donkey

A long, up and down blowjob - named after the action of the "nodding donkey" oil pumps in the inland oil fields of Texas.

shame she's gone, she gave real good head. not the usual - a proper nodding donkey session. *w00*

by Al December 28, 2004

Noing

1) Noise that a nerd/geek makes

2) An insult that can be used against nerds/geeks

These nerds/geeks are usually online gamers and have a know-it-all attitude.

1) Person: I tried to upload this music file but it says it's too big :(

Nerd: You fool, the file you are trying to upload is Wave which is a high quality format using lossless compression. Convert it to Mp3, that will reduce its size as it uses lossy compression.. NOING! *fixes glasses*

2) Nerd: lol dude i downloaded the best program, it lets u auto mine on runescape1!1!! ub3r l33t hax0r lolz 1!!! ELEVEN1 SHIFTPANCAKES!1!

Person: SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FUCKING NOING!!!

by Japanime January 28, 2009

Nodin

Someone who is funny, caring though he pretends he's not and thinks alot about how people see him. Makes bad choices and can be a jackass at times but underneath is very nice and can entertain you for hours with his stories.

That guys is so funny he must be a Nodin

by Mister Rious the second October 13, 2013

Nording

To wander around aimlessly and without cause or purpose. Typically in an attempt to avoid work.

Anybody seen Ryan?

He's out nording around.

by MCW31711 November 17, 2016