noctophobia

The intense change of emotions that occurs when the sun sets. Often non-frightening things turn very scary when night approaches and you are laying in the bed. Symptoms include: imagining the broom in the corner is a serial killer coming to murder you, carrying around a baseball bat just to go to the toilet, and burying yourself beneath mountains of blankets so the horrors of the night do not get you.

Oh my word! When my phone vibrated on my dresser last night, I was so freaked that I bashed it in with my fist.

Wowzers, dude. You must have had a serious case of noctophobia.

by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company November 29, 2011

Noctor

A midlevel provider of healthcare (usually a nurse practitioner or physician assistant) pretending to be a physician.

I was told that I would be seeing a physician, but I ended up seeing a noctor instead.

by Intubator69 May 27, 2023

Nocturnal beeb

A boy, or possibly a girl, who, while watching a girl, sees every move that she makes as something sexual.

I don't like Johny, he's a nocturnal beeb.

by Norton Johnson December 7, 2006

nocturnal cat nip

when a female puts cat nip in her genitalia and lets a cat fondul with it

she just put it up there for the cat...I am always left out when my girl dos nocturnal cat nip

by Kevin....? May 16, 2008

nocturnalnation

The opposite of hibernation. Instead of eating a lot and sleeping for months, you stay awake forever.

"Dude kara is going into nocturnalnation!"

by t-dog19 May 4, 2009

Nocturnal Flinching

When someone is sleeping and they have a dream or thought of themselves getting hurt or falling, and their body physically reacts, and causes them to jerk or flinch rather spasmodically.

Guy: What the fuck tracy, you kicked me in the balls last night in bed???

Tracy: sorry, i had a bad dream and probably got a nocturnal flinching.

Guy: go fuck yourself, we're done.

by yuriogy1 December 5, 2009

Nocty.

nok-tee:- abbr;slang (local) short for noctivigaunt (re) to be inclined to walk or stay awake at night, but not an Insomniac. (see also dream walker) dream state that you remember made only worse because it was real. Ghostly. look up Noctivigaunt!

oh man I was in a "Nocty." this morning

by Noctivigaunt November 9, 2009