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Noobsaur

The Noob beyond all noobs! No other Noob can outnoob the Noobsaur.
Chris Brinton is the biggest Noobsaur in the Universe.
by murphleezy June 11, 2006
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noobs in combat

a roblox game where you command a noob army against another noob army in different scenarios, including vehicles from ww2 to the cold war

can be played both cooperatively with other players or player vs player

the game has a discord server filled with pedophiles and people who say Move Shitposts
dude 1: i play nic (noobs in combat)
dude 2: get away from me
by baby_boss62626 June 27, 2022
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zquest noobs

Players in Guild Wars, more than not PvE noobs, who only go to PvP to finish zaishenquests (zquests) to get zaishencoins to get their PvE stuff. They suck horribly at PvP and everybody farms them for free Balthazar Faction / Title Points.
zquest noob: hey, want to roll?
PvP dude: no, i farm zquest noobs!
by Strng April 28, 2009
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noobs

Someone who does not know how the world works, what is going on, or anything. They aren't as new as annoying. A newbie is someone new but isn't an idiot. A n00b is the most annoying thing on this earth!
n00b1: U R such a n3wb, U sukkors n3wb.
Howler Silver: ....go away...
n00b1: kno n00b
Howler Silver:...I never even said anything....
n00b1: U R still a newb.
by Howler Silver March 2, 2004
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Noobs vs. Newbs

This is meant to distinguish between noobs and newbs, which can be very difficult to tell apart, based on behavior.
NOOBS: Rely on cheap tactics to barely finish second-to-last on the team, and often blame others for their mistakes.
Noobs have no ambition to get better at the game they fail at, and are happy just pissing off the rest of us. Noobs are not limited to low levels, some have become 55 Gold Crosses.
Noobs are found camping with their M203-equipped M16's (standard noob issue), Juggernaut and Last Stand, in the same exact place you just killed them in a few minutes ago.
COMMUNICATING WITH NOOBS: Is not a good idea. The vast majority of encounters often end with noobs being brutal flamed in the pre-game lobbies, as noobs are unintelligent and slow-thinking. Any attempt to communicate with noobs is immediately met with a pre-set list of insults, such as "Shut the fuck up", "You wanna go one-on-one?", "I could rape you", etc.
NEWBS: Honest, humble, polite players who strive to better themselves by playing as a team and seeking the advice of others. Newbs are new to the game, so they don't know, and, when confronted after using noob tactics, apologize for their behavior and immediately cease all noob activity.
COMMUNICATION WITH NEWBS: One of the most pleasant conversations ever on Xbox Live/Playstation Network. When you start talking to them, you realize they are different from noobs, and that they are sorry for their behavior.
Noobs vs. Newbs
In COD4: Noob (actual example)
Me: You fucking Juggernaut M16 noob, go to fucking hell, or start using a real gun, bitch. You went 8 and 15, that's pathetic.
Noob: Shut the fuck up, I'll rape you if we go one-on-one.
(Next game noob goes 4 and 11)
Noob: Fine, I'll rape you in Cage Match.
(We go one-on-one, I beat him 25-6)
Noob: Fuck you, I just drank a Red Bull (official beverage of noobs) and I'm tense and shaky.
Me: Noob

IN COD4: NEWB (another actual example)
(newb goes 3 and 13, killing me twice with an M16 and Juggernaut)
Me: The fuck was that, asshole? You think you can just camp in the back with a M16 and Juggernaut and that's OK? Fuck you, bitch.
Newb: Wait, what? Oh, sorry about that. I just bought this game last week and I'm still learning how to play. What should I use, do you think?
Me: (somewhat surprised) Oh... Well, if I were you, I'd go with an AK-47 and Stopping Power, that always works for me, at least.
Newb: All right, thanks, dude.
(next game, newb goes 6 and 8)
Newb: Wow, man, thanks a lot, that really helped.
Me: No problem.
(most encounters of newbs end with Friend Requesting each other, and becoming on of your main Xbox Live friends you don't actually know in person)
by xCFHx October 20, 2009
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PwN nOoBs

To Pwn Noobs is to completely Obliterate your opponent in any event where their is competition though specifically originated from Online Gaming Terminology. Very similiar in nature as "owning new players".
Dude last night on CS:S I totally Pwned Noobs and they started to cry because i Pwn Noobs so much!!
by Cam Johnston June 19, 2006
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Nobbling

To be very cold especially on a night out in Wales
'I'm f**king Nobbling tonight!'
by James Reseigh June 7, 2015
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