lifer

Someone who will spend the rest of their life in prison

Most of the lifers here are miserable since they know they will never leave the prison again.

by sweet catastrophe August 29, 2009

no-lifer

People who prefer to stay inside their bubble (Parents basement, filter bubble, and such) instead of go outside and see the world. This people tends to embarrass themselves because of their narrow-mindedness

Don't be a no-lifer, get laid

by Sir. B December 6, 2020

Lifer

In the military or elsewhere
A lowly insufficient fucker expecting retirement

And that's Pat over there, sitting on his ass, drinking coffee. He's a real lifer.

by Dwight_Guy February 27, 2015

MLS Lifer

A derogatory term used by U.S. Men's National Soccer Team fans to older Major League Soccer players who get national team callups instead of the younger and more skilled European-based players who have more competitive experience.

I can't believe they called up this bum MLS lifer Aaron Long for the World Cup over John Brooks, a completely better defender with actual experience against European teams.

by ENoscatt June 5, 2023

lifer head

A term to describe the state of mind resulting from what may be too many years of working closely with and empathizing with incarcerated lifers.

It was clear to me, after receiving my third write-up in less than a year, that I was suffering with an extreme case of lifer head.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2021

Less-Lifer

Someone who plays computer games and is on a good way to become a no-lifer.

Someone who has not yet surpassed the level of a no-lifer.

Levels: Lifer, Less-Lifer, No-Lifer

A: Dude, will you come to the cinema today? I will bring some nice chicks there!
B: Ehm, I am sorry. I will rather go MC.
A: Oh my god dude! You are such a less-lifer!
You are on a really good way to become a no-lifer!

by Mimiron April 1, 2009

proud no lifer

someone who has no life and doesn't give a shit

Ben is a proud no lifer

by ben sekator June 9, 2008