A disciple of Abraham himself, the Ninjew is ever aware of his surroundings. Skilled in the ways of Jew-Jitsu and Jew Fu, he can conquer any opponent before they can run. Silent, Deadly, and Jewish is some of their best traits, as well as stealth, percision, and mimicry. Thye can blend into the crowd without even trying to. Their skin scalds when in contact of ham products and non-Kosher foods. Their natural enemies are pirates, zombies, zombie pirates, communists, and of course, members of the Roman Catholic chruch.
Ninjews were heroes of the Jews held in ghettos during the Holocaust. They give credit to others instead of themselves to avoid being detected. They have killed several dictators, making it look like suicide when in fact it was bloody torture with a side of death. They just clean up very, very well.
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