neckbeard

a growth of hair on a man's neck, especially when regarded as indicative of poor grooming.

"I can picture myself wearing these clothes a week from now, bits of food caught in my overgrown neckbeard"

by Retardato July 3, 2020

accidental neckbeardism

When one employs the well-intentioned albeit condescending misogynism of a neckbeard by mistake, often through a misunderstanding that occurs through timing or coincidence.

Woke guy #1: Just left rehearsal for Fiddler on the Roof and still had my fedora on. Went to fix it as this woman walked by me, and I'm pretty sure she thought I was tipping my hat to her.

Woke guy #2: Man, what an accidental neckbeardism. Bet you just want to die.

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 4, 2019

M'lady of Neckbeards

Similar to a murder of crows, a group of neckbeards is a "m'lady."

"Um, actually," chimed the m'lady of neckbeards in response to misinformation, "we are wearing trilby's, not fedoras."

by Enix Luceous July 10, 2023

Neckbeard

An stupid ass nigga who forgot to shave under his chin

Look at this neckbeard

by Monkeyman972 November 2, 2020

Neckbeard

When facial hair grows on a manchild's neck but not on his face. Identifying said person as someone incapable of adult interaction or successful working relationships.

Meet my co-worker neckbeard. Don't stare, he gets self conscious about his inability to grow a mans beard.

by MAJEKA August 1, 2011

neckbeard

(v) - to hide in your room, lights off, blinds drawn, shying from society in order to play a video game. This is the stereotype for Dwarf Fortress players but the variety is getting bigger, with games including Minecraft, Warcraft, and Team Fortress 2.

Niall: Where did Ryan go? The party starts in an hour!
Patrick: He went to his room to play TF2. He wants to get a golden wrench.
Niall: He's not neckbearding hard enough to get one of those, and he's neckbearding pretty hard.

by neo! July 7, 2010

Neckbeard

Almost always an older, unemployed or retired guy distinguished by a nasty looking neck beard that looks like a dead cat wrapped around his neck. During ammo shortages, they stake out the local ammo retailers and get there hours before they open so they’ll be the first one in line to snatch up any ammo that shows up and resell it at inflated prices.

Those damn neckbeards are the ones causing the ammo shortage and high prices.

by Looma January 24, 2021